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http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/woma...ffer#bmb=1

"A British woman says she has finally found the true meaning of marriage now that she has divorced her husband and married her dog.

Amanda Rodgers and her dog/wife Sheba appeared on British television's ITV's "This Morning" Tuesday to discuss why she decided to wed her pet in a ceremony attended by 200 people in Croatia last week, reports the Mirror.

"She was two weeks old and she was new to the world — but I fell in love with her," Rodgers, 47, told the show's hosts. "I knew that we were meant to be."

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Rodgers, whose Twitter feed uses the name "shebarodgers," told the Metro she got down on one knee to propose and ascertained from Sheba's wagging tail that she said yes.

She said the ceremony, which ended with a kiss, was the perfect way to mark what Sheba means to her. She told the Metro her new life partner was never unkind to her and the dog is always happy.


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The 46-year-old is thrilled to have ditched her husband for her dog.

"Sheba had been in my life for years, making me laugh and comforting me when I was feeling low," she told the Metro. "I couldn't think of anything more I'd need from a life partner."

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Rodgers married a man 20 years ago but the marriage only lasted a few months.

The newlywed, who cradled the dog in her lap and petted it lovingly during the interview, admitted it is a big step to go from caring for a pet to loving it.

But, she said, "There are different kinds of love — my love for Sheba is very deep. We have a deep connection."

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ITV

Sheba, a Jack Russell terrier, runs the show.

Rodgers said Sheba, a 4-year-old Jack Russell, controls whether they sleep in the bedroom and added she once made a man sleep in the dog bed for a whole week, the Mirror reports.

And Sheba definitely knows the spell she has Rodgers under.

"I am totally her b----h," she said in the interview.

The scene was emotional for some and hilarious for others."

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(03-12-2014 02:16 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  "I am totally her b----h," she said in the interview.

Game recognised.

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And remember - this woman has the right to vote. And her vote weights as much as yours.

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If they consumate the mrriage, is that marital rape?

I would have thought a dog would have lost the ability to consent as much as a drunk woman.

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Quote:a ceremony attended by 200 people in Croatia last week

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I can't believe people look at stuff like this and still believe there isn't going to be an Apocalypse.

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Damn I was in Croatia last week, would have loved to have been a heckler

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It has been predicted here many times, everything comes true. Goddamn this is sad.

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I am Spechless...

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Why is this woman not put away for mental health problems?

If I wanna go fuck my dog in the back garden, the police will report me to the police.

But this twat marries her dog and gets on TV?!?

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(03-12-2014 05:20 AM)void Wrote:  It has been predicted here many times, everything comes true. Goddamn this is sad.

I agree, I always thought that the "well you watch, next people are going to start marrying their dogs and furniture" line was people putting Hyperbole into a crazy argument. I thought wrong I guess.

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(03-12-2014 03:13 AM)Mage Wrote:  And remember - this woman has the right to vote. And her vote weights as much as yours.

And this is different from a stupid/insane man being allowed to vote...how?

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At least it was her dog, you know he loves her. A cat wouldn't have given a shit about her.

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I'd like to read that dog's game blog.

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I don't think she had many human male suitors, and I doubt the men of Britain felt that 'one got away'.

Which one is the dog again?

If any rich women want to marry my dog, they have my blessing. "See how her tail is wagging? She is unhaaaapy and fed up with your shit. Fork over half your money, she has grown accustomed to a certain standard of living'."



   
   
   

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(03-12-2014 08:46 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

(03-12-2014 03:13 AM)Mage Wrote:  And remember - this woman has the right to vote. And her vote weights as much as yours.

And this is different from a stupid/insane man being allowed to vote...how?

It's not. But what criteria would you use to distinguish between the smart and the stupid?

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Maybe there's a WoofVforum

They've probably got this thread in their Everything Else section and are laughing at us stupid humans

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Women love dogs because they symbolize the masculine that will love them "unconditionally", "no matter what". Truth is, stop feeding that dog for a while and see how much they love you.

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In this crazy bitch defense, that is an adorable canine!

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(03-12-2014 08:54 AM)Skye Wrote:  I'd like to read that dog's game blog.

The dog follows more of Heartiste's Sixteen Commandments Of Poon than most men...

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These replies are making me laugh.

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(03-12-2014 09:39 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(03-12-2014 08:46 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

(03-12-2014 03:13 AM)Mage Wrote:  And remember - this woman has the right to vote. And her vote weights as much as yours.

And this is different from a stupid/insane man being allowed to vote...how?

It's not. But what criteria would you use to distinguish between the smart and the stupid?

Among whom?

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Maltese's sixteen commandments of poon?