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(04-24-2014 06:44 AM)Mage Wrote:  What I was always thinking about Kelly Cuaco - that she basically got famous for essentially playing herself. A typical modern choice addicted, alpha cock addicted, beta bux entitled, celebrity worshiping, mass culture consuming girl who cannot bear reality and anything psychologically uncomfortable, is somewhat pretty but evidently in a risk group to become chubby if not kept in line by a group of TV show producers and in commitment department is not worth a penny.

What a nice riming... Anyway I like you quote :"A woman is tested with money.
A man is tested with a woman." It's damn true though...
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I blame the haircut

What a waste, if she kept her hair long and hit the gym she could have stayed hot for a long time I think....
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The face stayed fat even when the body trimmed down, I'd guess she has a coke bloat problem.
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(09-26-2015 11:57 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Divorced. Did we call it Huh

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/25/kal...ng-divorce

They look fucked up in the picture in the article. What drug were they on or was it just alcohol. I am not a good assessor of recreational drugs.

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(09-26-2015 03:01 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  
(09-26-2015 11:57 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Divorced. Did we call it Huh

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/25/kal...ng-divorce

They look fucked up in the picture in the article. What drug were they on or was it just alcohol. I am not a good assessor of recreational drugs.

Seems to be on cocaine
09-26-2015 04:14 PM
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LOL, that image deserves to be posted here. It is a study in very pure, almost winsome, depravity -- a condition that certain mid- and lower-tier celebrities seem to attain with the greatest ease and naturalness.

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Without derailing this thread, how much cocaine use does it take to fuck up your appearance? months? years?

I do it occasionally if I'm on vacation like in a hostel.
09-26-2015 04:34 PM
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(04-24-2014 07:19 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
Quote:“The Big Bang Theory” actress had her hair cut above her shoulders in a new, choppy, style, and it looks great.

Do these people honestly believe this shit, or do they cringe while writing it and only do it to get money? I wonder sometimes.

The - obviously unbiased - Typist in question, absolutely not wanting to artificially-inflate her socio-status to her readers by noting a hot celebrity now sports a similar hairstyle.

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(09-26-2015 04:34 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  Without derailing this thread, how much cocaine use does it take to fuck up your appearance? months? years?

I do it occasionally if I'm on vacation like in a hostel.

Good question, LOL.

The very occasional use of girl or white girl as it Iceberg Slim would have called it is unlikely to damage your appearance in any appreciable way; but if you ever find yourself tempted to use it more than very occasionally, you'd be well advised to check yourself and give it up completely. The white slopes can rapidly become very smooth and very slippery indeed.

Though to be honest I feel that almost any level of derangement can be excused in a place as irreducibly depraved as a "hostel". No wonder one horror film director after another reached for it as the most natural and inviting setting for wholesale slaughter. Laugh

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(04-24-2014 06:39 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  the haircut looks bad, but the back of the neck wedding tattoo...thats barely one step above a 'property of' biker tattoo. Not flattering but that guy owns that chick, unless he also has a tattoo to match....which he does, I just looked it up. Matching, on his wrist. Game over man...game over.

Not for the first time, I was fucking a girl doggy style with the lights on and her tramp stamp has some dudes name on it. 'Cept this time as I cum I shout out "Where the fuck are you now [dude's name]!"

She didn't get angry, she got embarrassed.
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I just realized today she's 29. Ho-lee Shit. That is rough. Squandered potential that you almost always ONLY see with North American hot girls.

She's a strong case study for why women do not "look better" with short hair.
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(09-26-2015 04:34 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  Without derailing this thread, how much cocaine use does it take to fuck up your appearance? months? years?

No moral judgement here: I don't want to sound all Go Ask Alice, but since you asked...

A couple of female friends, after meeting a rugby-playing mate of mine, raved about his looks after he left, saying how jealous of his wife they were and how he could easily get "any woman he wanted".

They both met him again earlier this year at a BBQ, and after he left, came running up to me, asking "What happened?"

It wasn't my business to share with them, but the guy had added a serious coke and speed addiction on top of his already heavy drinking problem. I mean serious enough that he was so mega-hyped up and out of it at work at 10 am on a Monday Morning, that worried calls were made, and a mate and I had to come and physically-drag him to rehab.

So horrendously-fucking out of it that, as we drove him, he talked 100 miles an hour, and he tells us about how much cheating he does on his wife, and how he'll fuck anything that moves, and about having been in some gay orgy on a beach his last trip to the city and that he "Musta sucked twenty dicks" and if both of us wanted to fuck him, he'd "Back up on it for the pair of ya..." He then started trying to take his pants off in the truck saying he wanted to "taste our cum".

Meanwhile, I'm thinking:

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He ended up strapped to the bed in the E.D. with two security guards watching him, his wife too numbed by his behaviour to cry.

He's out of Rehab now. Aged him terribly - he looks 20 years older than me, rather than being a few months younger than me. Wife and kids are gone, which I honestly-think is in her best interests. I don't have much to do with him any more: there's some people who want genuine help, and others who just use your pity as an excuse to exploit you, and, unfortunately, he's one of the latter.

Time between 'any girl he wanted' to 'what happened?': 18 months.
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Some people can take drugs and be on their way. Others take drugs and never come back.
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You could tell when you never saw her in a movie something wasn't right. Top girl on top show, should have followed in Jen Anniston's shoes.
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