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Not sure if this story made the rounds here, but this was hilarious and a good warning


The Blowjob Bandits of Hanoi

by Naughty Nomad on JUNE 3, 2010 in SEX & DATING, THE MUGGING DIARIES, VIETNAM
Hanoi is memorable for its hostile faces, high end nightclubs and its 1.5 million motorcycles. Our experience there involved attempted murder, oral sex and robbery – we really knew how to party.

We checked into a little place on one of Hanoi’s many cosy streets. The area bustled with street hawkers and market stalls selling fruit and children’s toys. It was a long journey and we needed a beer. We were not on the street five minutes when we were approached by two Vietnamese chicks. There eagerness was off-putting and we managed to dismiss them off before entering a rooftop bar nearby. After a few cheeky pints watching the world cup, I was in the mood for a little something. “I’m going back to the room to smoke a splif” I announced. Paddy was clued in the TV and requested I return with his phone.

A few hours later around midnight, I wake up. The smoke had knocked me out. I grabbed Paddy’s phone and left the building to try and find him. The street which had been so active earlier was totally deserted. Shuttered and silenced, I had just stepped out to a ghost town. I start to walk to the local strip but was met by two familiar characters. “Hey, you remember me?” said one of two. They took my hand and began groping me. “O you so handsome, where do you live?” they playfully suggested. “You so big, we give you free blow job!” they insisted. With all the attention I was getting in South East Asia, I was beginning to think they would be honoured to have my relatively larger Caucasian cock in their mouth. I showed token resistance but I didn’t put up much of a fight. They dragged me to the nearest laneway. It all seemed too good to be true, but I thought “Fuck it! Whatever…” They pinned me to the wall and went straight for my belt, ripped down my shorts and start exploring me with sloppy enthusiasm. It was awesome! A sight you could appreciate; two Asian girls cooperating in orally lavishing your cock and enjoying it too. They took my hands and directed me to grab both their hair, I obliged – they became the reigns to my servants. They worked hard. In the middle of wondering whether I had died and went to heaven, one of them popped up. “I go get condom!” she said, leaving her partner to continue the pleasure. I wasn’t keen on the idea of fucking girls who give blow jobs to strangers in laneways, but before I time to make an excuse the remaining girl halted. “Wait here, I look my friend” and with that, she scampered off! I was left there half naked in the laneway. This was fucked up. Naturally, I didn’t feel like hanging round so I pulled my pants up and tried to escape. I got to the main street just in time to see the two girls speed off on a moto… it was all rather confusing. What had just happened?

Within 30 seconds, I noticed Paddy walking towards me in the distance; it was nice timing. To my surprise he starts talking about the very same duo; “Hey man, you know those two girls from earlier?” My response alerted him “YEA-AH, they both just sucked me off down that laneway!” He started laughing, “O shit, one of them tried to pickpocket me during a moto ride! haha! Did they take anything?” It suddenly became abundantly clear what had just happened. After searching my pockets, I was the only one laughing. They had robbed me of a measly amount of pocket change and made off with Paddy’s phone!

It was the best mugging ever!

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Do guys go to these countries knowing full-well they're suckers to be gamed?

I was waiting for the girls to have some men with machetes turn up to make sure he gives them everything.

Get your pants at your ankles, in a compromised position and hey ho, give us your stuff.

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I had an experience slightly similar to this in Barranquilla. A buddy of mine and I went to a strip of discos in the sketchy south side of the city, to game where no gringos had gamed before. As I was walking down the street, two young girls who looked pretty hoodrat but had legit 8 bodies ambushed me. The first one pulled her top off to momentarily blind me, and then both of them were on me, rubbing and hypnotizing. I looked over to my wing, who shook his head and mouthed "pickpockets." So I stuck my hands in my pockets and kept moving. But I can understand how the guy got swept up in the moment... sometimes crazy shit happens and you just go with it.

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(10-30-2014 06:09 AM)Corroncho Wrote:  I had an experience slightly similar to this in Barranquilla. A buddy of mine and I went to a strip of discos in the sketchy south side of the city, to game where no gringos had gamed before. As I was walking down the street, two young girls who looked pretty hoodrat but had legit 8 bodies ambushed me. The first one pulled her top off to momentarily blind me, and then both of them were on me, rubbing and hypnotizing. I looked over to my wing, who shook his head and mouthed "pickpockets." So I stuck my hands in my pockets and kept moving. But I can understand how the guy got swept up in the moment... sometimes crazy shit happens and you just go with it.

haha I bet you are talking about calle 8

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(10-30-2014 06:28 AM)20Nation Wrote:  

(10-30-2014 06:09 AM)Corroncho Wrote:  I had an experience slightly similar to this in Barranquilla. A buddy of mine and I went to a strip of discos in the sketchy south side of the city, to game where no gringos had gamed before. As I was walking down the street, two young girls who looked pretty hoodrat but had legit 8 bodies ambushed me. The first one pulled her top off to momentarily blind me, and then both of them were on me, rubbing and hypnotizing. I looked over to my wing, who shook his head and mouthed "pickpockets." So I stuck my hands in my pockets and kept moving. But I can understand how the guy got swept up in the moment... sometimes crazy shit happens and you just go with it.

haha I bet you are talking about calle 8

Viva la ocho! Where you have a 90% chance of getting laid, and a 10% chance of getting killed. I like those odds.

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A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also February 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
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This tale is as old as Moses

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Something very similar to this happened to me and a buddy a few years ago during Carnaval week in Rio. We were going to check some bars and clubs in downtown Rio one night and upon leaving the metro station, a few minutes later, a group of 3-4 sexy girls came up to us and started groping us and putting their hands all over us and kissing us. My friend was almost pissed drunk and he got along with it. I had drinks too but wasn't as pissed as him and I noticed that 2 of girls on me had one hand on my dick and the other in my pockets. I pushed them away, put my hands in my pockets and told my buddy to get the fuck out of there. Luckily, they didn't take anything from us but we had a good laugh out of it.

(10-30-2014 06:09 AM)Corroncho Wrote:  I had an experience slightly similar to this in Barranquilla. A buddy of mine and I went to a strip of discos in the sketchy south side of the city, to game where no gringos had gamed before. As I was walking down the street, two young girls who looked pretty hoodrat but had legit 8 bodies ambushed me. The first one pulled her top off to momentarily blind me, and then both of them were on me, rubbing and hypnotizing. I looked over to my wing, who shook his head and mouthed "pickpockets." So I stuck my hands in my pockets and kept moving. But I can understand how the guy got swept up in the moment... sometimes crazy shit happens and you just go with it.