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http://blastdatreport.net/ex-boyfriend-a...her-stuff/

A man was arrested for shitting on his ex girlfriends stuff and breaking and entering. I believe the shitting charge was called criminal mischief. His mug shot is hilarious but the image is blocked from being linked.

Post: #2

[obligatory]He obviously got the Dubai concept a little muddled.[/obligatory]

Post: #3

He looks like hes actively shitting in his mugshot.

Post: #4

He's super lucky

I had a friend shit in a random homes living room while blacked out, he got hit with felony vandalism among other misdemeanors

Post: #5

I shitted on yourhood kid

Post: #6

(04-09-2015 08:35 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  [obligatory]He obviously got the Dubai concept a little muddled.[/obligatory]

Yep, I immediately thought "Dubai". BLEH!!!!

Post: #7

I wonder what he ate prior to committing the drop.

Post: #8

(04-09-2015 09:33 PM)Moma Wrote:  I wonder what he ate prior to committing the drop.

Right, there are some very important shit related questions:

1. What did he eat and/or how did he prepare, laxative?

2. How was he able to shit on so much stuff (related to question 1)?

Most importantly, and related to the ass wiping thread . . .

3. How did he clean up?

Post: #9

(04-09-2015 09:33 PM)Moma Wrote:  I wonder what he ate prior to committing the drop.

MREs for an entire week prior - then he ate gratuitous helpings of Burger King and chili.

G

Post: #10

I was laughing until I saw the linked story about a mother dousing her own 7-year old with gasoline and setting her on fire. What a horror.

Post: #11

He should have taken a dump on her while they were still together like this hoe:

Post: #12

Can we add a "Hot Ghetto Mess" category to this forum for this stuff?

http://www.hotghettomess.com/

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Post: #14

How do you break into a house if you have to shit so bad and so much? That takes nerves of steel and resolve.


That girl shitted a dick on his head.

Post: #15

(04-10-2015 12:09 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  He should have taken a dump on her while they were still together like this hoe:

   

Post: #16

Now obviously you can't break into someones house and shit on their stuff but I do think its funny another double standard we have. Whether watching cheaters or even in real life I'm sure we all know or some chick who has keyed up her bf's car, sliced up their clothes, poured bleach on their stuff, etc. When a women does it its a scorned women, the guy probably did something to deserve it, etc. When a guy does this stuff its unforgiveable, what else is he capable of hurting her, etc. People get pissed off and do crazy shit during breakups, doesn't make it right but women seem to get a pass and guys are vilified. Not defending this guy by any means but just another interesting double standard.

Post: #17

(04-09-2015 09:33 PM)Moma Wrote:  I wonder what he ate prior to committing the drop.

Hummus...

Post: #18

(04-10-2015 03:46 PM)Medic42 Wrote:  

(04-09-2015 09:33 PM)Moma Wrote:  I wonder what he ate prior to committing the drop.

Hummus...

One of Sandler's few good comedies. Taking the piss out of Eric Bana and Steven Spielberg is gold.

Post: #19

(04-10-2015 08:49 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  One of Sandler's few good comedies. Taking the piss out of Eric Bana and Steven Spielberg is gold.

I love the Zohan, actually watched the movie with an Israeli friend.

Post: #20

I think I almost died of laughter.