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Woman Gets Accused Of Sleeping With Entire Wu Tang Clan On ‘Divorce Court’

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This is too good

Quote:What would you do if your girl jumped onto the Wu Tang tour bus, went back to their hotel and didn’t return until 7 AM?

The gentleman in the video took the Wu fan in question to Divorce Court, on grounds that she slept with the whole Clan.

Quote:As you can see, the young lady denies she is a “bus down,” which is apparently somebody who would bang an entire Staten Island Hip Hop collective.

Instead she said “Wu Tang is nothing but gentleman,” and claimed they spent the entire night discussing politics.

New addition to the glossary: Bus Down

I'm heading to my local MP office for a Bus Down gents. Happy Monday

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1:05

She smiles when remembering all the D she received that night.

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Meanwhile, in her womb:

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"I lost track of time and was like I gotta get out of here". hmmmm more someone woke up and was like bitch get the fuck out of here.

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Some top quality in the comments:

"Wu Tang gave it to her with no trivia, raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

"but your honor she fucked,
THE RZA
THE GZA
OLD DIRTY BASTARD
INSPECTA DECK
RAEKWON THE CHEF
U-GOD
GHOST FACE KILLAH AND THE
M-E-T-H-O-D MAN!!!!"

"I GOT MYSELF A 40, I GOT MYSELF A SHORTY AND IMA ABOUT TO GO AND STICK IT YES IM ABOUT TO GO AND STICK IT" SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"


"She probably got it in all 36 Chambers"


"Even vanilla sundaes is gettin' touched, scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up!"

"The way she looked off in the distance when she said it was an amazing night...she was remeniscing about Method Man showing her what C.R.E.A.M. really means."


"I have to go listen to Liquid Swords now"

"She inspected some deck"

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Looks like the entire clan found the 36th Chamber huh?

They certainly gave her the C.R.E.A.M. Ghostface gave her a little taste of his Iron Man, while GZA busted out the Liquid Sword and GZA'ed all over her. Of course, in Ol' Dirty Bastard fashion, didn't get enough and decided to Return to the 36th Chamber.

Now they going to get divorced, and the husband's going to need some help from Wu-Tang financial.

She's going to remember...


Damn, back to writing the term paper...

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Those comments are gold now she needs to protect ya neck

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Quote:New addition to the glossary: Bus Down

I'm heading to my local MP office for a Bus Down gents. Happy Monday

FYI: It's BUST-Down. As in "bust a nut" aka reference to guy just using the girl to ejaculate in.

I would've served her papers on the low. Not go on national TV so every can hear about how I married a girl who let the Wu run triz on her.

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Her guido accent makes her sound a 1000x time more guilty. Plus that nostalgic look of reminiscence of an "amazing night." lol.

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I heard all this went down in the gravel pit

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Props for thread title.

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First off, they're not married (on a show named Divorce Court), dude is suspect and they're most likely actors.

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nice wu tang puns gentlemen.

i thought they "ran trains" rather than "bus down". although the latter sounds cooler.

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It's probably fake anyway - she might have fucked them though - who knows:

   

But seriously - she said that they talked about politics all night with the Wu Tang clan on their tour-bus after a concert!

Sometimes you wonder by the high number of girls who have a boyfriend or even fiance doing crazy shit like that - even doing it on camera and expecting everything to turn out fine.

   

Has pussy become that deluded that it thinks that men will take anything? But I guess it worked for previous generations with the Nice Guys picking up the rotting fish after the party years were over, so what can go wrong?

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http://www.avclub.com/article/method-man...:1:Default

Method Man says she's a "busted thot" and denies knowing her

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Wu Tang Worldwide, guaranteed son!

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just talking, all night long

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I've only been involved in 1 train and was 3rd. 9th up would be too late for me.

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Interesting to observe the judge trying to figure out who to support. A compatriot of her face, or a fellow woman? Which takes precedence?

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(04-15-2015 03:41 PM)Sonoma Wrote:  http://www.avclub.com/article/method-man...:1:Default

Method Man says she's a "busted thot" and denies knowing her

All fake.. race/divorce/celeb trolling wrapped in one episode

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Too old and busted for Wu Tang Clan - those men have higher standards.