Post: #1

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/05/14...ible-life/

Possibilities:
#1 Hyphenated-named feminist goes on "all-girls weekend" to New Orleans to ride the cock carousel; beta husband offs himself because of her cock carousel adventures. She then blames airlines for not letting her make the call any reasonable adult would have made regardless of what a dumb fucking steward/ess tells them.

#2 Hypenated-named women coordinates murder of husband and uses fake text messages to establish alibi.


My vote is on #1

Post: #2

I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.

Post: #3

Quote:"The steward slapped the phone down and said 'you have to put that in airplane mode. We were pushing away from the gate,'" Momsen-Evers recalls. The unidentified crew member explained that it was “FAA regulations.”

Both these people were idiots - the steward and the lady. Even if it was mid-flight, I would have made the call, but THEY WERE STILL ON THE GROUND....

"FAA Regulation" This is what happens when people can't think for themselves.

Post: #4

(05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:  I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.

There's a reason she went to New Orleans instead of Vegas.

Post: #5

(05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:  I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.

NEVER underestimate the power of THE THIRST.

Post: #6

(05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:  I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.

Never understimate the thirst.

By the way, why the headline is not "Carefree wife goes on a all girls-trip leaving suicidal husband alone"?

Im not saying its her fault the husband offed himself, but its definitely not the airlines.

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Post: #9

(05-14-2015 05:38 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

You asked for it, so you get it, don't ban me for it:

Post: #10

Ahhh fuck...

Post: #11

Going by those pics, he probably offed himself because he realized she'd eventually return.

Post: #12

There's also zero fucking way Southwest employees "slapped" her phone down. I fly with them regularly and at most get a slight warning, but even still, generally fake putting my phone away and it pull it out 2 seconds later

Post: #13

(05-14-2015 06:42 PM)Kyriarch Wrote:  Going by those pics, he probably offed himself because he realized she'd eventually return.

Yes, she was on the way back

Plus, from the article:

Quote:"I started shaking and I was panicked," Momsen-Evers told FoxNews.com. "I texted him ‘no, 'no,’ and he responded, 'yes, because I have to.'"

So he is texting her about suicide and she decides to text back? If there was ever a time to call someone- suicide threats are it.

Young child: "Why did Daddy die?"

Mother: "Well, no one calls anymore. . . "

Post: #14

(05-14-2015 04:16 PM)vinman Wrote:  

(05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:  I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.

NEVER underestimate the power of THE THIRST.

@ 31 seconds