Post: #1

Larisa Oleynik, star of The Secret World of Alex Mack (34 yrs old)

Then...


Now...


I used to watch this show as a kid, kinda had a crush on her then, she had a cute/kooky vibe. Now she's cut her hair and is looking pretty old.

Funny thing is me and this chick are at a similar age, though I can safely say I've aged better

Post: #2

There is a "Wall Victims" thread.

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Post: #3

She also starred in that classic AT&T commercial in '99 -- which I mis-remembered as an AOL commercial. (Note to moderators: She was born in '81 and was 18 here.)

She apparently dated Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a few years, so maybe that had some (negative) effect. What an annoying character he is.

Post: #4

(09-04-2015 08:12 AM)space Wrote:  Larisa Oleynik, star of The Secret World of Alex Mack (34 yrs old)

I used to watch this show as a kid, kinda had a crush on her then, she had a cute/kooky vibe. Now she's cut her hair and is looking pretty old.

Funny thing is me and this chick are at a similar age, though I can safely say I've aged better

Same, I was hitting puberty when the show was on and had a crush on her then.

Now she looks 10+ years older than me.

Post: #5

I was just watching Malcolm In the Middle and she guest stars as Reese's "army buddy" who is revealed as a lesbian going after his mom! This was from 2005 and she didn't look all that great there, totally bought her as a dyke:

Post: #6

Lots of aging victims lately... hitting the wall so hard, I could hear it.

Post: #7

She was never hot.

It's not difficult for chicks to be "cute" thanks to youth, age just reveals the truth.

Post: #8

She was cute in 3rd Rock from the Sun (which I rewatched last year). But being around 18 at the time she obviously had age working for her.

Post: #9

(09-04-2015 08:53 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  She apparently dated Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a few years

"Dated", in quotes. That dude is a flaming homosexual.

I thought the name sounded familiar but didnt recognized from the picture. I remember her now, she starred in a couple of 90s comedies. She was cute.

Damn, women do age like milk. She looks like crap.

Post: #10

(09-04-2015 05:18 PM)germanico Wrote:  

(09-04-2015 08:53 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  She apparently dated Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a few years

"Dated", in quotes. That dude is a flaming homosexual.

I thought the name sounded familiar but didnt recognized from the picture. I remember her now, she starred in a couple of 90s comedies. She was cute.

Damn, women do age like milk. She looks like crap.

This is in pretty stark contrast to Giada de Laurentiis in the other thread recently. And Giada and 11 years older. I think this is more of a case of taking care of yourself as you age. I'm sure this applies to men too. If you eat like crap, you're gonna look like crap when your body's metabolism isn't as high anymore and everything start getting harder to lose (or gain).

But tbh, I kinda have a suspicion that she's a lesbian. She dresses like a tom boy in her younger shows, gives me an Ellen Page vibe, and the pixie cut. I'm pretty positive if she had a bit of makeup on and grew her hair out, she'd go up at least 1-2 pts. She really does not have the head shape or face for a pixie cut (very few women do).

Post: #11

(09-04-2015 09:57 AM)jariel Wrote:  She was never hot.

It's not difficult for chicks to be "cute" thanks to youth, age just reveals the truth.

Why I pray at the altar of curious college girls.

Post: #12

(09-04-2015 09:57 AM)jariel Wrote:  She was never hot.

It's not difficult for chicks to be "cute" thanks to youth, age just reveals the truth.

jariel, no need for the scare quotes -- a young girl is no less cute because it costs her no effort to be so. The level of difficulty involved has nothing to do with it.

Age changes a female, it does not "reveal" a "truth" that was somehow magically always there. That tight pink pussy and those high creamy boobs were real, no mere illusion, even if that can be difficult to believe when you stare at a hardened hag and wonder how any one creature or thing on this blessed earth could possibly have so much dryness in it.

Post: #13

She was cute in 10 Things I Hate About You


(1st picture, obviously)

Post: #14

The lizard is back! Welcome back. Porno poetry is a bit rusty though but its nice to see again.

I don't remember why this show as popular. Wasn't she some sort of tomboy?

Post: #15

As a kid, I remember watching The Secret World of Alex Mack and having a huge crush on her. The wall has completely obliterated her. She's only 34 but looks close to 50.

Post: #16

(09-04-2015 06:53 PM)kbell Wrote:  I don't remember why this show as popular. Wasn't she some sort of tomboy?

Cute girl + happy gene + me (and other guys here who liked the show) being a teenager at the time.

I don't remember anything at all about the show, really, unlike other shows I watched as a kid. I think she had a black guy BFF, but that's about it. It probably was crap.

Post: #17

At 18, her nose is quirky, oddly cute, you kind of want to pinch it.

At 34, her nose is gross, the short hair makes it even worse and you kind of want to punch it.

Post: #18

She's actually looking like a slimmed-down Lena Dunham without the tattoos.

Post: #19

Watching that old ATT commercial makes me simultaneously feel old but nostalgic for the 90's.

I laugh at how much effort the boy and girl had to put in to send each other selfies and texts over dial-up. And how back then we thought it was some real futuristic next level technology. These days that gameless young kid would have just sent her a dick pic on his phone lol

Shame too that time hasn't done Larisa Oleynik any favors. She was cute in 10 Things I hate about you. Back then I had a crush on her. Now I'd walk by and not even notice that she was there.

Post: #20

A Nikelodian/Disney kid. No surprise she was dressed as a tomboy and told she was lesbian. Maybe further analysis of her personal life should be conducted in the Hollywood/Satanic-cult thread.

Post: #21

(09-04-2015 09:57 AM)jariel Wrote:  She was never hot.

It's not difficult for chicks to be "cute" thanks to youth, age just reveals the truth.

When you're that age you'd just about get a crush on the folds in a fat man's skin.

Post: #22

(09-04-2015 08:53 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  She also starred in that classic AT&T commercial in '99 -- which I mis-remembered as an AOL commercial. (Note to moderators: She was born in '81 and was 18 here.)

She apparently dated Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a few years, so maybe that had some (negative) effect. What an annoying character he is.

That giggle at 0:53...

Damn that is femininity in its purest form right there. Most women today wouldn't even realize how charming to us something like that is.

Uh, I mean, no I am actually attracted to strong empowered independent wimmiyinz who let out a loud abrasive mannish "HA!" at something they read on Buzzfeed. It's not like I want a yin to my yang or anything.