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I was hanging out a local spot where people come out in droves when the weather is nice to take a swim and tan. Within twenty feet of me where at least 15 attractive girls and several pairs of fake tits, which I have discovered I have serious fetish for.

Anyways... people are quite close - so anything you'd say to one group could well be overheard by another group. Imagine each cluster of people is no more than 8 feet from the next.

Group I was looking at is 3 blondes, all in bikinis, 8-9s (in my book), pony-tails and one girl I wish to God I had the game to net.

If I approached, it would've been a frontal attack over open ground with no cover. I am usually quite ballsy, but I have little social skills - I only started getting street smarts when I was 20, so I'm catching up. I don't trust myself enough to not say something unempathetic or socially dumb to just cold-approach. So I sat tight and admired the view and did my best not to look like all the Jersey shore types hanging around (I am quite muscular, am bulking right now, even so).

If I had a canned line I was knew was good, worked most of the time, and would give the right vibe, I would've gone straight over. I don't think I have much approach anxiety.

So what could I have done in this situation?

Imagine you're sitting there with your Leo Tolstoy novel and they have been sitting there for an hour, too, so you've ALREADY noticed each other, you get up to go take a dive, and on your way back you want to cold-approach the three girls and number close to the pretty fake titted one (who is probably the hottest of the group - although she's not wearing the yellow bikini, which is my favorite bikini color). How?

I DID consider asking for a smoke AND a light. But I really am not a smoker and not too interested in starting... grosses me out. When I had already left, I also thought of saying:

"So... I've been sitting over there for like 30 minutes and you guys haven't even come over and said hi yet! You all really shy?"

(thanks David D). Other good ideas?

Post: #2

(06-29-2011 04:01 PM)Paideia Wrote:  I was hanging out a local spot ... I don't trust myself enough to not say something unempathetic or socially dumb to just cold-approach....

That line doesn't sound so bad to me, it's so obviously a joke that it doesn't come across as "assume the sale" arrogance.

I've been thinking of trying to get a canned fallback line that I always have on hand, because damn women always sneak up on you,

You're walking out of, I don't know, the tire shop and some stunning brain surgeon walks right into the grimy office as you walk out.

Doh!! Didn't expect to see her here. And I'm often so surprised I can't squeeze anything out of my tightened gullet except hi, which is better than nothing, but doesn't lead immediately to more info exchange.

Post: #3

I can't really help out at all just going to add that the above scenario happens somewhat often. I'll walk out of my apartment and see a cute chick walking by. Or a chick walking her cat on a leash. I was in disbelief and speechless. This cat was jumping around like crazy as I walked by haha