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https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...-work-week

This bird (5/10 WNB) wants a guy who is "athletic but not too bulky - no muscle" (u wot m8?), and "family oriented but a risk-taker".

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https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...s-for-love

Dating in NYC is, like, a TOTAL DISASTER to this one (7/10 WB).

Her "perfect guy" is so beta that he lost sleep because of how nervous he was the night before about going on a date with an actual girl.
03-18-2016 07:13 PM
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^ If you talk about my game being beta again I am coming after you. And yes I banged that blonde chick and left a card on the bed that said Mr. Right Now.

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(03-18-2016 06:54 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...-work-week

This bird (5/10 WNB) wants a guy who is "athletic but not too bulky - no muscle" (u wot m8?), and "family oriented but a risk-taker".

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There is such a thing as fried ice cream. It's a delicious Mexican delicacy. Chi-Chi's used to have it when they were a restaurant instead of a grocery store salsa maker.

I know what part of my next free meal is gonna consist of now...
03-18-2016 07:52 PM
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Are all NYC men this effeminate and thirsty? Black dude calls that monster "beautiful." Purple hairs dude is gay. The blondes dude seems effeminate and weak.

This show seems like authoritative proof that women don't know shit about what they want and their checklists are bullshit.
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03-18-2016 08:02 PM
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A man's list would take only 3 boards to cover, young, healthy weight and not slutty. I can guarantee it would be a good match and the woman would actually fall for the guy if he's looking to settle down.

Game 101. A man can have every quality a woman is looking for and be a beta bitch who she'll never sleep with unless she's running dry. On the other hand he could have none of the qualities she's looking for but be an alpha that gets the tingles going. So there's only one variable that actually matters and that's resolute confidence.
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Is the video uploaded somewhere else? The link provided is giving me crap about turning off my adblocker, and I don't turn off my adblock for anyone.

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(03-18-2016 08:36 PM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  A man's list would take only 3 boards to cover, young, healthy weight and not slutty. I can guarantee it would be a good match and the woman would actually fall for the guy if he's looking to settle down.

Game 101. A man can have every quality a woman is looking for and be a beta bitch who she'll never sleep with unless she's running dry. On the other hand he could have none of the qualities she's looking for but be an alpha that gets the tingles going. So there's only one variable that actually matters and that's resolute confidence.

Well I would add three more boards for sanity, pleasantness, and femininity. Those three things are even more important than youth and chastity in my book.
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(03-18-2016 07:13 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...s-for-love

Dating in NYC is, like, a TOTAL DISASTER to this one (7/10 WB).

Her "perfect guy" is so beta that he lost sleep because of how nervous he was the night before about going on a date with an actual girl.

She makes a living selling unknown books and being a "bridesmaid for hire". I think that means some shmuck is financing her. And her bridesmaids for hire website flagged my virus software.

Also, she's cute. No woman wants to pay for a bridesmaid who is potentially prettier than her.
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(03-18-2016 03:48 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".

That's code for: "I don't want to have to take a subordinate position in the relationship due to my commitment to look like terrible".
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(03-18-2016 03:48 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...p_1=284494

Props to the guy who can resist spontaneously laughing in her face on a continuous basis for the hair alone. Personally, I'd be compelled to regularly remind her, point blank and with total sincerity, that her hair looks like shit. I wouldn't be able to control it.
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(03-18-2016 03:48 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...p_1=284494

Still watching the video, will be updating this thread with commentary.

"Her last relationship was two years ago"
LOL, figures.

She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".

Purple haired bitch chooses closet fag as her ideal match. Dame Edna found a reverse aging machine. Nuff said.

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(03-18-2016 03:48 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-p...p_1=284494

I detect a homosexual affect in the guy's voice. It's subtle but there. I'd guess him to be bisexual as he seemed genuinely nervous when departing. I've learned not to give guys the benefit of the doubt with gaydar.

He uses the word "like" with the frequency of a 16 year old.

The conversation was too PG to count as 'game' but maybe that was because of the film crew; but my intuition doubts it. Normally, that would be weak sauce but that might lead to a relationship, due to his money(?) and looks (blond+body that she likes, thin head, but I'm suspicious of what is under that beard) that will boost her obviously low self-image, but one wherein she dominates and then dumps him after a 1-2 years because by then all that any guy has going for him is his game.

The reality is that he could never bring her around his law boss or associates with that hair unless he works doc review or for a shit firm and plans to stay there. They can't have clients or anyone else see that hair at any type of social event. Thus, he's going to bang her, maybe, and not do anything else. I don't think he has the balls to make her change her hair.
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To girls who don't ever exercise, "gymmy" means looking like Phil Heath or something. They have an utter lack of knowledge outside their own interests and are utterly credible and naive to whatever's said to them by the media.
They're so ignorant, its incredible. Lol.
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(03-18-2016 11:00 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  I detect a homosexual affect in the guy's voice. It's subtle but there. I'd guess him to be bisexual as he seemed genuinely nervous when departing. I've learned not to give guys the benefit of the doubt with gaydar.

He uses the word "like" with the frequency of a 16 year old.

Nothing about his speech pattern suggested he was a lawyer. I would have guessed waiter or Apple store worker.

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"He's different than the people I normally gravitate toward."
"I feel like I don't trust myself."

Most notable quotes in the piece. Pretty entertaining. I didn't think the guy was bad until he started the flamboyant hand gestures and using 'like' in every other sentence. He's the type of dude one would meet at Sea World who claims he has the ability to talk with dolphins.

She pretty much recreated her gay best friend.

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Jesus Christ, are these limp-wristed sissies really what passes for MEN in America these days?
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I don't think these guys are gay. They come across as pathetic, yes, but it's largely because nobody has ever taught them how to act.

I never had such effeminate body language as these dudes, but I did have a very awkward/nerdy/twitchy sort of air about me, until I started to discover Heartiste et al who taught the importance of body language. I have a very different sort of air around me these days. I think any one of these guys could shape up to be confident, appealing men, they just need someone to train them to break those bad habits and comport themselves with masculinity/dignity.

They're a product of their (harmful) environment.
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(03-18-2016 10:24 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  
(03-18-2016 03:48 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  She doesn't like guys who lift apparently. Her preferred body type is "not gymmy".

That's code for: "I don't want to have to take a subordinate position in the relationship due to my commitment to look like terrible".




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Hmm, was expecting Scalzi, but not too far off. Is her "perfect guy" proud that a teenage girl can outlift him?

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(03-18-2016 04:01 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  "I want my life to be like the movies"

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I wish my life was like the movies too. As in Matt Damon in The Martian.

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(03-19-2016 12:57 AM)Il Bersagliere Wrote:  "He's different than the people I normally gravitate toward."
"I feel like I don't trust myself."

Most notable quotes in the piece.

That cuts to the heart of it. I read an article a while ago, in which a feminist Brooklyn type discusses her attraction to masculine Russian men, while "in theory" wanting the hipster type who treats her right. Unique for its honesty.
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This girl isn't looking for a man, she's looking for a gay best friend.

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She would actually be really attractive if she weren't raised in this culture and stuffed full of moronic liberal ideas.

She's got a bubbly personality, smiles a lot and has a high, tittering laugh.

No coarse "hah!"s.

But the good is overshadowed by all the incredibly stupid things she says, her uptalk and her self-uglification.

She's dressed like a dowdy old grade school teacher, she's working on a second chin, and HER HAIR IS FUCKING PURPLE.

If she were raised in a normal culture that encouraged petiteness and femininity she'd be altogether different.

And same goes for homeboy.

He's good looking and successful (if being a lawyer makes one successful) but he's all kinds of fruity.

First, he agrees to do some stupid shit like this.

Second, he shakes her hand when he greets her?

Utter lack of game recognized.

Then he prattles on inanely in that bitch voice of his.

Darn it, he could have been a normal guy.

I'll make a wish that he discover the forum and change his faggy ways.

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