Post: #1

Put your penis in a sheath then insert into the Autoblow motorized device. Video explains it all:





Price is 130 UK Pounds
http://www.autoblow2.co.uk/

Next step is to connect this to a VR unit.

Post: #2

Time to move back into my moms basement

Post: #3

As lame as this is stuff like this could be helpful in encouraging people who shouldn't be having kids not to have kids.

Post: #4

Being an incel has never been easier

Post: #5

This seems like the perfect substitute for a real blowjob. In fact I'll never have to get a real life human to suck my dick again for the rest of my life. The only difference is that my orgasm may be followed with tears, regret and self-loathing.

Post: #6

I can't wait to combine this with my virtual reality porn setup

Post: #7

For people who want things done right.

Post: #8

On one side i think these gadgets erode T levels and masculinity and will contribute further to degrade men

but on the other side, im tired of getting my dick scraped by teeth and having to teach bitches how to do a proper blowjob

Post: #9

Quote:ROBUST CONSTRUCTION
The Autoblow 2+ uses an all-metal motor rated to last for 500+ hours of use.

A new one every year.

These guys are going to print money.

Post: #10

(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  For people who want things done right.

No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

Post: #11

I wish I thought of this, and put it into production.

Post: #12

Nah I'm good, I love a sloppy hot, sticky, messy blowjob.

Post: #13

I'm sure the subscribers to Sandman's youtube channel are all over this.

Post: #14

"ARE YOU READY FOR A LIFE OF UNLIMITED BLOWJOBS?"

Post: #15

These guys are fucking geniuses.

They are going to make so much cash.

100 million just sold in India overnight.

Post: #16

Does it give the gagging noises women do to let you know she's struggling to deep throat?

On a plus side, it doesn't try for a post-cum kiss.

Post: #17

I already have 5 coming in via overnight shipping. Hope it doesn't turn out like my hoverboard.

Post: #18

They should hire Mercedes Carrera as a consultant for this project.

Sayin' though.

Post: #19

(04-18-2016 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  For people who want things done right.

No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

This chick straight up abused my dick the other day, I was like slow down honey, she was sucking it like it had the formula for eternal life in it. She even bruised my shit a lil bit, i'll have to adjust her speed control button next time I guess.

Don't forget about the joy of giving the big money shot at the end too, and enjoying that like it's a Picasso work of art on her face that you just hand painted.

Post: #20

(04-18-2016 01:16 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

This chick straight up abused my dick the other day, I was like slow down honey, she was sucking it like it had the formula for eternal life in it. She even bruised my shit a lil bit, i'll have to adjust her speed control button next time I guess.

Don't forget about the joy of giving the big money shot at the end too, and enjoying that like it's a Picasso work of art on her face that you just hand painted.

Ah, that's why I carefully selected the term "expert cock sucker," the kind of girl that you fall in love with far too easily. However there is always a reason that she has reached this expert status - you don't become an expert of astrophysics by baking chocolate chip cookies and going to church.

Also, I don't think you're going for the Picasso effect. The art of Jackson Pollock is more representative of the result you're describing.

Post: #21

(04-18-2016 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  For people who want things done right.

No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

True, but not everyone knows what's right.

Post: #22

This is the beginning of the end.......of civilization.

Post: #23

One time I (briefly) finger banged one of these in a sex shop in Amsterdam.

Holy fuck! If I wasn't surrounded by my mates, I probably would have bought it.

I haven't put one on my dick. But I still highly recommend it!

Post: #24

(04-18-2016 02:43 PM)spalex Wrote:  One time I (briefly) finger banged one of these in a sex shop in Amsterdam.

Holy fuck! If I wasn't surrounded by my mates, I probably would have bought it.

I haven't put one on my dick. But I still highly recommend it!

Bust out a data sheet bro.

Post: #25

They had such kind of stuff when I went to a porn expo in Japan. It was a virtual glass with, I don't know some kind of electric pussy. J-dudes made a big line.