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I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm - Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club)

I am into Anal . No beating around the bush . I like the third input , the final frontier . Those who argues that anal sex with men , women or dogs is the same and this raises questions about one's sexuality, I'd just like to point out that the same can be said of blowjobs . A gay man or a transexual would on average blow you better than a girl (eagerness , compensating for wanting to be but not being biologically women etc ) , even your dog might lick it better than some hoes if you train it well . Enjoying a blowjob doesn't make you homosexual or zoophilic and enjoying anal doesn't make you gay. In fact anal is the closest you can come to a double penetration without risking making contact with another man . The feeling of airtight penetration with a dildo in her snatch and your cock in her ass is a thrill to savour .

Anal is just another kink that has been practised and perfected over centuries by monks , royals , commoners alike . Which reminds me Lena Headley being pounded up her bottom in the movie 300 was one of my favourite anal moments on screen .

Girls who are into anal are more likely to be more adventurous and more open minded to other kinks . I'd take a 6.5 who will put out over a prudish 9.

Every girl who is not into anal gets insanely defensive while talking about it and the universally used rebuttal (excuse the pun) is " So why don't you let me fuck you with a strap on first " or "Why don't you try it" something along those lines . I always counter with " Because men are natural givers .. we give it hard . Women receive ." To put it bluntly , MEN FUCK . WOMEN GET FUCKED .

Classifying by countries girls who I have found to be most receptive, fun and enthusisatic about anal are the latinas particularly Brazilians . Every Brazilian girl I have met (whether they were living or holidaying in Europe ) have initiated anal and they always had a well trained ass for it.

The girls who I found least likely to have anal are East Europeans and feminist western countries (obvious reasons). The Eastern Eu birds are too into vanilla sex and too much of a "princess" to go for it ; I imagine in a long term relationship this can be easily overcome as they are submissive and will give in to your kinks and you can mould her , spoil her , teach her.

The funny thing is often the girl with Kardashian inspired dress and make up who gives out the sluttiest vibes are not into anal at all and yet you game a nerdy super intelligent science researcher girl who wants you to anal fuck her to within an inch of her life . An American neuro surgeon living in Paris , a german marketing executive , a portuguese girl working at a care home , a french girl working at the United nations are some of the instances where I had amazing butt sex on a one night stand when I least expected it to happen .

Apologies if it was written a bit too haphazard , would be great to add concrete data and stories from all you asslovazzz !

Post: #2

This post is hilarious to the point where I almost thought it was a troll, but here goes:

(07-22-2016 06:17 AM)NapoleonDynamighty Wrote:  Girls who are into anal are more likely to be more adventurous and more open minded to other kinks . I'd take a 6.5 who will put out over a prudish 9 .

This is true for 6s generally - they will try a bit harder as they can't compete with the 8s and above. If they are in an area where there are no 8s and above (e.g., a US military town) they may still be over the top sexually since they're of the mindset where they need to get while the getting is good. Truly hot babes don't need to try so hard and are often quite vanilla in bed.

Quote:Classifying by countries girls who I have found to be most receptive, fun and enthusisatic about anal are the latinas particularly Brazilians . Every Brazilian girl I have met (whether they were living or holidaying in Europe ) have initiated anal and they always had a well trained ass for it .

Not surprising, especially considering the HIV rate in Brazil. Let's face it, anal+promiscuity = raised risk. Exponentially. Be careful, others found out the hard way.

Quote:The funny thing is often the girl with Kardashian inspired dress and make up who gives out the sluttiest vibes are not into anal at all and yet you game a nerdy super intelligent science researcher girl who wants you to anal fuck her to within an of her life.

Very true. The repressed ones can lose their mind when given the chance. I even knew a guy who fucked an Asian Islamic girl in the ass - while she was still wearing the Hijab! She was complaining about not being able to sit down the next day, but she loved it.

Post: #3

I'd never fuck a girl's ass if she initiates. Fun thing about anal is to push a girl's limits. It's about her do something just for you, not to be the n'th guy she does this with. I much prefer to see a girl in pain than one with a trained asshole.

Same experience as you that Brazilians are quite open to it. Also good memories with Germans and French.

Post: #4

10/10 thread title

Post: #5

I totally disagree with your assessment of Eastern european girls. My experience has been totally different

Post: #6

Delivered on the Anal part. sorely missing out on the countries and jobs part.

Post: #7

You really probed this topic well.

Post: #8

Where's the data part?

We already have a data sheet on ass licking, so I thought this topic has been thoroughly penetrated.

Post: #9

I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

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(07-22-2016 08:02 AM)CodyB Wrote:  Delivered on the Anal part. sorely missing out on the countries and jobs part.

He is saving it for later as a special surprise.

Post: #11

Don't forget by planet:

Post: #12

I assume this is a troll also, but I can cosign the super-nerdy, very intelligent science chicks always seem to be up for it. Intelligence is correlated with kink, so that must be it.

Post: #13

A+ data sheet. Repped. I can't wait to go out and start trying these strategies and tips to fuck girls in the ass. How come no one has given this guy gold membership yet?

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus.

If you don't know then you never will my comrade.

the only explanation I can give is the thee D's: depraved, dirty, dominant. Also it's tight as fuck.

Often times if I've been fucking for a while or I've already gotten off a few times and the sensitivity of my dick is at a point where I basically can't get off merely from the sensation of friction against it - the mere mental stimulus of thinking about fucking a girl in the ass and how dirty and hot it is will get me off. It's a next-level form of submission, and even in these days of ultra-hardcore porn-inspired sex, anal is still a dirty/forbidden/taboo sex act that not all girls will do. Any girl will suck your dick, swallow your load, let you blow on her body whatever - but bending her over and sticking your dick in a place that is forbidden and uncomfortable for her is sexy on a psychological level that can't be achieved with vanilla sex or token hair pulling and throat squeezing.

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(07-22-2016 02:31 PM)DonnyGately Wrote:  I assume this is a troll also, but I can cosign the super-nerdy, very intelligent science chicks always seem to be up for it. Intelligence is correlated with kink, so that must be it.

Nurses, librarians, teachers, grad students, can confirm. A+

Post: #15

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

This.

Post: #16

It's not high on my priority list, per se, but it does seem to be more of a psychological effect than anything. This is most likely only true when a chick concedes to take it up the ass when she was originally unwilling to do so in previous interactions. I suppose only she knows that truth, though.

I can also see the appeal to guys that are somehow ok with anal but won't fuck a chick until she's completely finished with Aunt Flo's monthly visit. While I tend to have to block out some of the visuals, I hate excuses (rule 76: no excuses, play like a champion) and work around them if I'm down to fuck. "Blowjob week" isn't going to cut it. She can make something available or you find a new hole to dip into.

My personal rule is: Don't butt fuck where you sleep.

Post: #17

This is good stuff.

Post: #18

Great data sheet- Thanks for sharing OP

Post: #19

(07-22-2016 03:29 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 02:31 PM)DonnyGately Wrote:  I assume this is a troll also, but I can cosign the super-nerdy, very intelligent science chicks always seem to be up for it. Intelligence is correlated with kink, so that must be it.

Nurses, librarians, teachers, grad students, can confirm. A+

Yep, nurses always first lol, doctors, grad students, phys/bio/chem majors, teachers. At this point I'm willing to vouch any really smart woman who has to be 'in charge' all day will happily submit to the most dominant moves you can think of.

Post: #20

I used to live for assfucking. It just doesn't fascinate me anymore.

After I assfucked a lawyer, for example, there was nothing about her I could take seriously.

There was no conversation either, i just went for it. I really only can think of 3 that ever stopped me. Really they just went for it too.

Anal just got old.

Aloha!

Post: #21

Best advice about anal I've ever gotten — from a 42-year-old sex freak who gave me my first anal experience:

"If a girl has baby wipes in her bathroom, chances are she's into anal."

Post: #22

Chances are bigger she has a kid.

Post: #23

(07-27-2016 02:02 AM)pancakemouse Wrote:  Best advice about anal I've ever gotten — from a 42-year-old sex freak who gave me my first anal experience:

"If a girl has baby wipes in her bathroom, chances are she's into anal."

Either that or she simply likes a clean asshole. Many people do.

Post: #24

(07-23-2016 06:56 AM)The Black Knight Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

This.

The logistics and and smell or trace of shit has made me retire from anal conquests as well. I will tease at the idea, right up to a 'just the tip' as the anticipation is usually enough to make the girl crazy and change it up enough for me to continue banging.

The absolute worst was when once girl inadvertently went ass to mouth, realized it and then proceeded to puke. Boner killer.

Post: #25

(07-23-2016 06:56 AM)The Black Knight Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

This.

*Black chick