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Hi I've wanted to ask this question here for some help anyway there are about 5 girls with some perfect tits however I would have done the approaches but I'm pretty worried about my
Appearance because I'm pretty skinny I've asked some frat friends and they just laughed and said I won't ever get any bangs unless I get some fat on my body I've actually done some workouts however I still look exactly the same also though all my friends say I never take anything seriously which makes me think I might not get any bangs either so that's my situation if anybody can help with some decent advice I'd really appreciate it

Post: #2

(11-04-2016 11:42 AM)randomtruth Wrote:  I never take anything seriously

Clearly - not even punctuation.

Post: #3

JUST DO IT!!!

(insert Shia LaBeouf motivational poster)

Post: #4

well I mean how do you know they're perfect tits I mean what's the standard you're going by is there a NIST example on display of perfect tits somewhere kind of like that bar in France or Belgium or whatever made of titanium that shows the length of a meter or are you just going by some Platonic ideal of perfect tits rather like the notion of how all real circles are approximations to a transcendent perfect geometry so I mean hypothetically it's likely possible to get some bangs if you're willing to come to terms with the notion that the tits might indeed not be as perfect as your initial observations lead you to believe but as there are only 5 pairs of approximately-perfect tits in the universe and they're getting less perfect all the time I'd suggest you act quickly and not worry too much about the existential nature of your physical morphology and I suppose what I'm really getting at is why do you want to be fat

Post: #5

Work on yourself. Learn to type and use punctuation. Present yourself in a respectable manner. Hit the gym and eat better. Put on some weight and learn how to dress.

As for these girls with "perfect tits" - approach them. You have nothing to lose... unless you come across extra creepy and they report you to the student conduct department for harassment/verbal rape whatever they call it these days and get you in trouble.

Post: #6

When I was college aged I was stick thin and I cleaned up with the emo/scenester chicks. They were my bread and butter via Myspace. Hell, to this day I've still banged more chicks off myspace than any site (dating or otherwise) since. So don't use the skinnynes as an excuse to not try. That being said you should lift and work towards getting in better shape. Your confidence will increase with your mass.

Sometimes it's just about finding a niche, especially if you're new to the game. Go for the artsy / rocker type chicks they're more likely to be into skinny dudes.

Post: #7

So are we gonna talk about college titties or not?

Post: #8

You go to college with that grammar?

Also, this thread needs more pics.

Hit the gym continuously and you'll see improvement

Post: #9

10/10 thread title.

Post: #10

This topic is worthless without Big Tits Pics.

Post: #11

(11-04-2016 04:55 PM)Gustavus Adolphus Wrote:  So are we gonna talk about college titties or not?

I don't mind a bit of college camel toe either...

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Post: #13

DEM COLLEGE TITIES

http://flashersslipsandmore.com/archives...itties.jpg

NSFW

Post: #14

Ever heard of , and .

Post: #15

What the fucking christ.

Saw thread title, clicked to see college titties. Read the OP, looked left to see a line through poster's name. Forgot this was newbie forum, thanks "view today's posts" button.

Dude, you are in college. They are all perfect titties at that age. Don't overthink it. Go wherever there is alcohol and perfect titties, then talk to them. It is that fucking easy, assuming you are not hideous. If you are hideous, go wherever there is lots of alcohol and perfect titties. Rinse and repeat.

(I used some extra punctuation, feel free to borrow some commas or periods for your next post)

I tried to find a pic of college titties to post, apparently my google is set to "only show nudes" setting, not sure if those are kosher here.

Here is a good link though for college titties (NSFW in case you are retarded) http://hotdormgirls.tumblr.com/

Post: #16

If you want perfect titties so bad, you'll find an absolutely perfect tit in your bathroom mirror. Then you're already halfway there.

Seriously though stop basing your standards around chest proportions. I can imagine you shutting down half-adequate breasts and missing out on a perfectly good connection (seems like you need one, amongst a tonne of other things).

Post: #17

Plenty of skinny dudes pull tons of tail.

Besides, it's usually easier to put on mass then to lose weight. Just get some of that "MASS STACKER" or whatever that shit's called from GNC, it's like 600 calories a scoop, and hit the gym. Quit making excuses.

Also, 3/10 troll attempt.

Post: #18

Another newbie post, another attempt to pedestalize women.

Post: #19

I thought you were about to show us some pics of college titties.

Anyway, "just do it".