Post: #1

This thread: /thread-51817.html about flights made me think about statistics - especially because some guys here travel a lot. Maybe you made some mental notes.

Whenever on an airplane, I somehow almost always end up next to the old lady or the fat guy. Only very rarely I end up sitting next to a cute girl. From my experience these cute girls are usually always open for a conversation and truly interested.

Has anyone cracked the code for increasing the likelyhood of sitting next to a cute girl?

1. If there are multiple daily flights to the same destination: Which time of the day are best?

2. When picking the seat on the aircraft - which seats are the best? Fore, Aft, Aisle, Window, Middle (will of course double chances), next to lavatory etc.

3. Economy, Business, First?

Post: #2

Pure luck really. Economy probably the best ratio of girls, as business & first are by far heavily male dominated. Unless you want to meet a port a potty flying to Dubai in first. Flying during non business peak hours probably will also increase your chances.

Post: #3

Yeah seriously a luck of the draw. Cute girls just make up a lower % of the population, so your chances of sitting next to them on a flight are lower.

Here is what you can do to improve your odds:

Fly to Miami / Cancun during party season.

Fly to Cannes for the film festivals.

Fly to small cities around EE (a lot of times these planes are like 1/2 empty and I've personally seen guys buy bottles of sweet liquor and just sit next to girls and offer them drinks, and spend the whole flight talking to them - I've never done this myself, though).

I don't recommend going to the bars in airports because its usually a bunch of old unattractive travelling sales-person sl***.

Post: #4

I had been lucky recently. I would say once every 5 flights I would end up sitting next to a girl of a bangable age and once every 10 flights she was actually bangable, all of these I opened.

When I flew to Kiev this summer a 7,5 sat next to me. I immediately opened her by uttering one of the most beta openers ever "Wow you are the hottest girl on this plane I am lucky today". This did not discourage her we chatted had fun, shared food and flirted throughout the flight. It turned out she had a husband and a daughter. I did not believe her at first so she showed me a photo of her naked with the belly. 7.5 in persona she was a 10 on her Instagram with 15k+ followers.

When I flew from Singapore to Riga I changed flights in Helsinki. I sat near a cute chick near my flight gate and opened her. She was in adventurous mode, an easy target. Created some comfort and she seemed into me. So when in the Airplane I asked dude next to me to change seats and she sat next to me. Some light kino and next day she was in my room naked. She was a model flying from China where she won a beauty pageant. But she was not that pretty honestly. Too tall for my taste. Some of her contestants were super hot though. I hope I could exchanged her for a Colombian girl.

Spirit of adventure is high with girl you meet in the airport and on the airplane. If she is alone there is also no peer pressure. So I always approach when I can.

There was a great thread here somewhere about airport openers.

I have a dream of meeting a girl on a long haul flight and banging her in the airplane. Or a stewardess which would be even cooler.

Post: #5

Luck.

Or just sit down next to her regardless of whether it's your seat and do a quick hard close. Get to know her in 30 seconds, then when the ticket-holder boots you, state how great it is to meet her, grab her number, and tell her the peanuts are on you.

If given an opportunity follow up mid-flight, otherwise see her when you get off and see if she wants to grab a drink.

So much material to work with at an airport. So many funny lines.

Post: #6

Focus on the flight attendants. Of course, not on Delta or American.

I'd almost say airplanes in this day and age are a really unsafe to try to pull.

You would hate to be the guy the FBI is waiting for at the gate. It seems like once a week some woman says a guy fondled her on a plane.

Aloha!

Post: #7

lol...how can one even pull a girl on the airplane into the bathroom if the bathrooms on most flight can barely fit one person (unless first class). You pretty much have to be a midget or acrobat to properly fit in 2 people for a bang in the bathroom plus frequently those toilets are nasty with piss on the floor and wet paper towels all over.

A better strategy though would be to do what a friend of mine recently did on an Iceland Air flight from NYC to Reykjavik. Me and him talked up a chick at an airport bar near our destination gate and found out she was flying on the same flight. Once on the airplane there was an empty seat next to the chick so my friend ended up sitting next to her. He opened her up, built up comfort over the next hour or so, bought multiple wine miniatures for himself and her and by the end of the flight had a blanket on top of his lap and her lap as she was giving him a handjob while he was fingering her.

According to him this went on for quite some time until eventually she started moaning and the stewardess realized what was going on. The funny thing is that the Icelandic stewardess was young and just gave a grin...almost as if she was approving of the action

Post: #8

Gonna post this here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=121232541

Most epic story
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From my experience, unless the plane is super crowded - just move seats
Ideally, have some rapport going before you do that

Here are 2 situations I can recall
1) I think some girl was checking me out at security. I saw her later on the plane, talked, etc; made out and nothing more
2) I think some girl checked me out as she was walking to use the bathroom - went to sit next to her and talk to her - got her number but she was a shy girl (I was being kinda touchy)

But even if there's nothing setup, go talk to one I'd say.
Not like they're gonna kick you off a plane right?

Post: #9

Quote:Gonna post this here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=121232541

Most epic story
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Good story and well written (fake or not).
F'ing shame it was never finished.

Post: #10

How do you guys get the ball rolling with flight attendants?

Post: #11

(11-11-2016 06:38 AM)Beirut Wrote:  How do you guys get the ball rolling with flight attendants?

(1) Live in an airline hub city.

(2) Frequent the local 7-11 near the hotels favoured by the airlines.

(3) ???

(4) Pussy.

Post: #12

It's pure luck and despite how much i fly, it's never happened to me, the hot bitches always end up in proximity but never close enough. fuckers

Post: #13

I never get to sit next to a cute girl, but I do always get to sit in front of the little fucking dumbass kid who kicks my seatback every two seconds.

Post: #14

I had a Ukrainian 5 open me on a flight one time. Kind of caught me off guard, so I didn't capitalize. In hindsight I should of invited her to sit next to me and tried to pork her in the little washroom.

Post: #15

Better off guesting them into the airport lounges and banging them in the full-size washrooms there.

Post: #16

It's obviously all up to luck, but someone posted somewhere to sit in the back of the plane. The reason being that girls always forget to check into their flights because they're dumb and have to sit in the back of the plane.

In my experience I've found this to be true.

Post: #17

(11-11-2016 06:38 AM)Beirut Wrote:  How do you guys get the ball rolling with flight attendants?

Find the hotel where they all stay. I should write a data sheet about this.

I have a condo unit in a hotel where the JAL, Ana, philippine air, and China airlines people stay. The delta and american ones stay there too, but they are pointless.

I've ran through a ton of flight attendants. The hotel has a bar, two restaurants, and a Starbucks. Its a goldmine.

The trick with the JAL and ANA girls is to get the pilots to introduce them to you.

Its Hawaii so, they have about 24 hours between flights, and they actually sleep on the flights, so they aren't a mess and want to do something fun (like blow me) on their layover.

Aloha!

Post: #18

Flight attendants get hit on all day every day. You have to stand out with them. Begin flirting as soon as you come on the flight, the moment you see her. I generally always move when she is hot. Everyone has their style. I would do the basics always; dress well and not look like an office dork even if you are one, be confident, exude sexual masculinity. Then look at her. See how she reacts. They can be way too stressed; one latina I honed in on was way too stressed. Got her number, texted a bit but it fizzled, but she lives near me. Others invite me out for the night when they are laying over. When they invite you out they usually have the male attendent's with them so I always pass on the invite.

For picking up; I usually approach in the terminal. On the plane its next to impossible unless you sit close or stand in line for the bathroom together. I've made some great approaches and made some strong connections to girls in the terminal, making it one of my favorite pick up spots. Its a great spot to approach, but a double edged sword, you have at least a 50% chance you could ever logistically see each other again. Easy to make a strong connection, the woman love it, but logistically tough and better if you approach on your inbound flight. You have to be relaxed though. Usually if I am running late for a flight, or deep in work, I'll put off a bad vibe. You have to fight that to stay relaxed and enjoying yourself in the terminal.

Post: #19

Don't hit on them when their working. Gotta do what Kona says or frequent bars / clubs known to be FA friendly. Emirates FAs all flood the same crew special bars.

Post: #20

(11-11-2016 09:58 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(11-11-2016 06:38 AM)Beirut Wrote:  How do you guys get the ball rolling with flight attendants?

Find the hotel where they all stay. I should write a data sheet about this.

I have a condo unit in a hotel where the JAL, Ana, philippine air, and China airlines people stay. The delta and american ones stay there too, but they are pointless.

I've ran through a ton of flight attendants. The hotel has a bar, two restaurants, and a Starbucks. Its a goldmine.

The trick with the JAL and ANA girls is to get the pilots to introduce them to you.

Its Hawaii so, they have about 24 hours between flights, and they actually sleep on the flights, so they aren't a mess and want to do something fun (like blow me) on their layover.

Aloha!

F***!!!!! I live in Miami and the thought of seeking out hotels were airline crews stay never occurred to me!!! I am guessing there have to be a few these in Miami. This forum is gold!!!