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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick
It comes across as Zoolander on water with obligatory white people joke deliver by black actor (reminiscent of Ghostbusters reboot). At least there is no sign of feminism.



Watching an episode of the TV series may provide more entertainment value.

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That black chick on the right.... same one from Billions, best part of the show

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RE: Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick
(03-23-2017 07:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  [Image: baywatch-tv-org-main_04.jpg]

Too many white people in one image.

I'm triggered.

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I see lots of filthy skanks with tattoo's. No fat people?
03-23-2017 08:33 PM
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Where's The Hoff?!
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(03-23-2017 07:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  ...At least there is no sign of feminism.

I'd be all for a 'free the nipple' campaign.
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This looks retarded. But I'll probably watch it. A good movie to liquor up some cinema sodas and watch with your buddies.

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It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.
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Tattoos still haven't caught on with actresses. They know it's a business that sells itself on appearance and that anyone with a tattoo is going to have a big disadvantage over anyone without one. They might get small ones, but they are never obvious with them.

Kristen Bell is one big exception. Of course, you almost never see her tattoos. She also has done lots of voice work for that reason.
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(03-23-2017 11:22 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.

They are on full display in season 1 of True Detective.

And yes, agreed, they are a sight to behold.
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(03-23-2017 11:22 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.
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I remember when she went topless in true detective... what a great day of television

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I remember watching Baywatch as a teenager every weekend. Don't ask me about the plot cause I can't remember any...
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Old Baywatch. That brings it back.

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Seems easier and cheaper to just visit a porn site.

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Looks mildly amusing.

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No Hoff, No Watch.

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The 90s weren't exactly a simpler time, but I miss the days when you could call the show "Babewatch" without triggering some retard.
03-24-2017 12:19 PM
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More NSFW goodness in this thread from March 2016: it talks about the bay watch remake as well:

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What Yasmine Bleeth looks like today is a tragedy. Thank God they knew to pack this movie with women like this:

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...The direction this thread is going in..
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Looks absolutely terrible. When even the trailer is awful, you're in trouble.

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(03-24-2017 01:38 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  What Yasmine Bleeth looks like today is a tragedy. Thank God they knew to pack this movie with women like this:

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Didn't know she was acting outside Carl Jr commercials. Charlotte McKinney can get it.

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Damn, this thread needs a NSFW tag!
03-25-2017 04:25 AM
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I'd go see it, looks funny enough even if they were trying to push a little. But better than some of the crap out there.

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