Post: #1

Apparently you're not allowed to drink coffee if you're a Mormon.



Well at least now it's easy to pick a religion:
-Judaism - ((()))
-Islam - Can't eat pork
-Mormonism - No coffee
-Orthodox Christianity - hot Russian and Ukrainian girls

Post: #2

Supposedly some few hundred years ago, the Tsar of Russia was considering making Islam the state religion, but bailed upon learning of the "no pork, no alcohol" thing.

Post: #3

This must be why using my espresso machine feels so wrong, but in a sexy way.

Post: #4

1) Sounds to me like 9/10 of her children realized their religion was petty as fuck.

2) I'm somewhat certain the no-coffee rule is fairly new to Mormonism--I don't think it was a thing in the 19th century.

Any LDS care to weigh-in on this?

Post: #5

(04-06-2017 08:22 PM)Buck Wild Wrote:  1) Sounds to me like 9/10 of her children realized their religion was petty as fuck.

2) I'm somewhat certain the no-coffee rule is fairly new to Mormonism--I don't think it was a thing in the 19th century.

Any LDS care to weigh-in on this?

I'm not a Mormon but I soaked (google it) a few of them in my younger days.

The policy my man Joseph Smith laid down says no "strong drinks" aka whiskey and tequila, no wine, and no "hot drinks" which they then interpreted to mean coffee and tea. Mountain dew, coca cola, red bull, all that is a-ok.

Aloha!

Post: #6

double post

Post: #7

(04-06-2017 08:36 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(04-06-2017 08:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  Mountain dew, coca cola, red bull, all that is a-ok.

Post: #8

This Mormon chick got a Bible verse relating to coffee?
Or a Bible verse stating that you enter Heaven upon death as opposed to entering a spiritual sleep state?
Rest In Peace is an odd way to reference Heaven.

Besides. Never mind Heaven. I'll take New Jerusalem.

Post: #9

Tough, but fair.

No heaven for those mocca-slurping sluts.

One bad cup of coffee and you are going to hell.

Post: #10

As far as I know, mormons are supposed to avoid caffeinated beverages but it's not like it's a mortal sin to drink them.

Chocolate has caffeine in it, as far as that goes. No religion that wants to survive more than two generations is going to tell women they can't have chocolate.

Post: #11

What about decaf? I wonder if that is ok. I have thought of Islam, but I don't want to grow a beard.

Post: #12

Didn't you guys know? Juan Valdez is like literally the anti-christ.


   

Post: #13

(04-06-2017 07:07 PM)Fitzgerald Wrote:  Supposedly some few hundred years ago, the Tsar of Russia was considering making Islam the state religion, but bailed upon learning of the "no pork, no alcohol" thing.

Vladimir the Great of Kievan Rus not Russia. Even though technically it was to a degree the predecessor state.

The Islam response is correct. He also refused Catholicism due to being subservient to the Pope should he have accepted and Judaism due to the Jews losing Jerusalem therefore not being favored by God.

Post: #14

(04-06-2017 06:59 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Well at least now it's easy to pick a religion:
-Judaism - ((()))

Post: #15

Mean-time Joseph Smith was taken to court for being a con-artist.

https:[email protected]/fact-checki...4c56a7a96d


•The fellow who founded Mormonism, Joseph Smith, was a 24-year self-professed psychic who lived in Palmyra, in upstate New York.
•In 1826, Smith was accused of fraud for pretending he could use “seer” stones to figure out where a lost cache of silver was (he didn’t)

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/how-m...ded-2012-7

Post: #16

(04-06-2017 06:59 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Well at least now it's easy to pick a religion:
-Judaism - ((()))
-Islam - Can't eat pork
-Mormonism - No coffee
-Orthodox Christianity - hot Russian and Ukrainian girls

- Judaism - at least has a strong tribe perception and smart mothers, but you would have to constantly disavow yourself from everything your elite is doing in your name, also get plenty of shit for other actions - they would call me likely an Anti-semitic Jew if I converted

- Islam - don't get me started there - lack of bacon the least of your problems

- Mormonism - no coffee is of course more their form of "extremism", plenty of Mormons who do pretty much anything without ostracism

- Orthodox Christianity - yes - the least cucked large form of Christianity so far and the access to all those hot FSU girls is an immense superior plus

- Most protestant Christian churches - Rockefeller council of churches infested - you have to pick like a champ to find a good one

- Catholicism - globalist pope, globalist leadership, fully cucked - you would have to constantly disavow yourself from them and pick only uncucked views while the majority are moving forward like lemmings in suicidal fashion

- Buddhism & some new age directions - can be good, can be terrible, try not to join a money-sucking brainwashing cult, but there are some moderately helpful uncucked paths out there, but you would have to pick like with the Christian churches to find a good one

- Atheism - also a religion, proven lack of God is also a belief, comes with many left and marxist tendencies which seemingly pick up on the human innate nature of wanting to believe in something by moving the mind to belief in the marxist utopia - for those reasons and for moral relativism it is not so positive for society

- Japanese Zen and shintoism - nice one, less a religion, but more a nice social number or rules and ceremonies that help society, but you cannot become Japanese unless you are racially born one, at best have a kid with a Japanese hottie, then your children can be Japenese

Post: #17

Silver, eh? Palmyra, eh? Interesting. I grew up right next door to Palmyra, and I never heard anything about silver around here. Though down about 100 miles south there's supposed to be a lost silver mine of some kind. Supposedly the local indians had silver for trading with the colonists but the colonists never figured out where it came from. Some dude dug a big hole trying to find the silver and made what's known as the Coudersport ice mine in north central PA.

...And I also just found out NYS says any gold or silver deposits found in the state belong to the state. This place is such a freedom hating shithole. I guess I won't bother prospecting any of the glacial deposits that are supposed to have gold bearing gravel in them, then. I don't need to get arrested for keeping $10 worth of gold dust, which is probably all I would find panning manually for a weekend.

Post: #18

First, the woman in that video does not have an ounce of priesthood authority to tell you what to do. Mormon church leadership is men. It always bugs me to visit other churches and see female pastors preaching. I think it's alright to have them tell an interesting story or relay what priesthood holders have taught, to a small extent. Sometimes they can reach women better. Feminist Mormons have really been pushing for more "inclusion" in these Mormon conferences. But women should not pretend to be religious authorities.

The point she was making was that we lose our children's confidence by not displaying total devotion to our own principles. I think this is an important point more mothers need to hear. It was not about declaring what we should consume or not consume.

As for coffee in the LDS church, yes caffeinated coffee is forbidden. The health code originally was to avoid "hot drinks," and it was given not by commandment but suggestion. It was given for health reasons and because of conspiring corporations that get people addicted. More recent Brethren have drawn a line in the sand and called out coffee to avoid. Plenty of Mormons still drink coffee, but they shouldn't if they want to go in the temple.

A while back, RoK had an article "Why you shouldn't date women who drink coffee." Many were averse to it, but the point is men and women react differently to things. From what I can tell, caffeine affects women much differently than men. Some women can't handle any caffeine at all. I think it's better for no women to drink coffee. Also, consider the conspiring corporations that we see now. Starbucks. Just how low have girls in the West fallen because of Starbucks? The corporations also ensnare many men.

I never liked the taste of coffee so it's not a problem for me. But it is important in lots of cultures and many struggle with this direction. But I don't see it changing any time soon, the way things are going.

Post: #19

(04-07-2017 11:29 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  Mean-time Joseph Smith was taken to court for being a con-artist.

https:[email protected]/fact-checki...4c56a7a96d


•The fellow who founded Mormonism, Joseph Smith, was a 24-year self-professed psychic who lived in Palmyra, in upstate New York.
•In 1826, Smith was accused of fraud for pretending he could use “seer” stones to figure out where a lost cache of silver was (he didn’t)

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/how-m...ded-2012-7

Haters were even hating in 1826.

Again, caffeine being bad is a misinterpretation. It "hot drinks" that put the juju on you. They may have pressed it on each other but they were wrong. Mormons are good at admitting when they are wrong. They like repenting. They used to not let black guys be priests are go to the real VIP levels of heaven. Now they do, and they're sorry about the past.

Aloha!

Post: #20

Ironically one of my buddies is Mormon - he doesn't drink soda/drink/coffee - he basically found himself after college.

Mormons didn't know about steroids so he's good on that since he's now one of the biggest Arnold like bodybuilders I've ever seen and is almost a pro.

18-25 aged mormon girls are in their prime and fucking hot.

They're on the prowl to get locked down - their is a sexual cold war going on between women.

Fake tits are all the rage.

Post: #21

(04-07-2017 02:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  18-25 aged mormon girls are in their prime and fucking hot.

I could have had some filthy babysitter sex with a twenty year old nmormon redhead last night. Its a story for another thread. BYU Hawaii girls are like fish in a barrel.

But regarding Jews and Mormons:

Mormons will beat your door down, let you fuck their sisters, throw you parties, all kinds of shit, to get you to join up.

Jews, however, (((they))) do none of that. Why don't the Jews recruit? Why do you have to (((them))) if you want to be Jewish?

Aloha!

Post: #22

(04-07-2017 03:35 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(04-07-2017 02:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  18-25 aged mormon girls are in their prime and fucking hot.

I could have had some filthy babysitter sex with a twenty year old nmormon redhead last night. Its a story for another thread. BYU Hawaii girls are like fish in a barrel.

But regarding Jews and Mormons:

Mormons will beat your door down, let you fuck their sisters, throw you parties, all kinds of shit, to get you to join up.

Jews, however, (((they))) do none of that. Why don't the Jews recruit? Why do you have to (((them))) if you want to be Jewish?

Aloha!

All religions are different.

Christianity is a missionary path, Judaism is a tribal one. You can convert to Judaism, but usually that is accompanied by marrying one of their tribe. They have zero efforts of growing by joining. That is tantamount to trying to convert to being a Hindu Brahman - even more impossible unless you marry one.

Islam for example is also a missionary path, albeit it would not exist today if it the missionary promotion was not done by the sword (Mohammed had just 140 followers after 10 years of peaceful promotion, but he got 69.860 more by picking up the sword - cannot argue with success.)

Post: #23

In Islam you have to wear a beard because Mohammad wore a beard. In Mormanism, they force you to wear long underwear. Both religions use the device of making people wear something that is itchy. If you make a person be uncomfortable for his beliefs, this deepens his commitment to the religion. However, I love coffee and coffee was invented by Muslims.

Post: #24

(04-07-2017 03:35 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(04-07-2017 02:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  18-25 aged mormon girls are in their prime and fucking hot.

I could have had some filthy babysitter sex with a twenty year old nmormon redhead last night. Its a story for another thread. BYU Hawaii girls are like fish in a barrel.

But regarding Jews and Mormons:

Mormons will beat your door down, let you fuck their sisters, throw you parties, all kinds of shit, to get you to join up.

Jews, however, (((they))) do none of that. Why don't the Jews recruit? Why do you have to (((them))) if you want to be Jewish?

Aloha!

Remember that Poke place we talked about. Laie was my hood for a bit man - there were all sorts of girls there that hid booze or snuck away to north short and hungout at Breakers bar !

So many types of girls out there since it's an international business school.

Post: #25

(04-07-2017 04:34 PM)kaotic Wrote:  So many types of girls out there since it's an international business school.

Well up Anemoku st to Laie Point is all those big houses right on the ocean. Mormons own all of those. They take these huge 7 bedroom places and rent each bedroom to four BYU girls. There's probably ten houses up there like that. Several of them have baby sitting circles they run. That's where the girl I had to drive last night lived.

Laie is all jazzed up now. Its got a Marriott hotel. The Mormons do a horrible job of maintaining those houses. It makes no sense. This is the ten million dollar mansion they had for the boss of Mormons that just sat empty for years: http://www.oahure.com/home/201331965/55-...e-hi-96762.

I guess about 9 years ago when I was right out of the navy, a friend and I tried to start a business selling window shades and awnings. We went to a compound of a few houses. I won't say exactly where, but its for sale now for big bucks, right on the beach. There were maybe 6 different plain looking women sitting around, and tons of kids. The guy walked us through all the rooms while we measured.

All of the rooms had sets of bunk beds. Some were clearly for kids, some were just way too adult looking. We asked the guy, and his explation was "they are for members of my family." Polygamists!

When we were leaving one of the girls just gave us this stare. My buddy says " are you being held against your will?" and she just mumbled and couldn't think mof what to say. It was real weird.

My friend is a cop up that way and says there's a few places like that, and surprisingly they get real domestically violent at times.

Aloha!