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I think it was Schopenhauer,though am not sure ,who said,"whenever I see a female philosopher I think smth is wrong with their genitals."
2 weeks ago,a meteorite fell in N.Kenya,and would have gone utterly unnoticed had it not produced much smoke and noise (That's the part of Kenya where camels,goats and cows come from-not much else). During the discussion (exchange of banalities and irrelevancies) on one of our inane FM stations,a bitch called and demanded:"why couldn't the meteorological department warn us?"
And of course my personal favourite: "why do you men always want sex?"
Guys,put down your top 2 quotes showing the female intellect at work.