Post: #1

http://m.torontosun.com/2017/05/09/wheel...arrie-home

Quote: A 98-year-old woman told a judge of the horror and degradation she felt as she lie in her bed pretending to sleep while two teens poured maple syrup all over her and ransacked her home in the middle of the night.

Sitting in a wheelchair at the front of the court Tuesday, wearing a mauve shawl, matching mauve slippers, pink lipstick and gold earrings, Jean Knox, the traumatized grey-haired lady, listened as her son read aloud her victim impact statement.

The teens, aged 16 and 17, who can not be identified under the Youth Criminal Justice Act, where charged with break and enter, assault and mischief after they broke into her home through a window after a boozy night out Dec. 29, 2016.

Post: #2

If it were up to me, they'd get punished to the fullest extent of the law. It's more than likely, though, that they'd get a slap on the wrist and be out on parole after a couple of weeks.

Post: #3

Pour maple syrup over the teens, with the minor addition to tying them down over an ant nest.

Post: #4

10 lashes with a whip. Then bitch slap their horrible parents.

Post: #5

Despicable

Post: #6

Maple syrup WTF? This is a very Canadian crime story, poor old lady.

Post: #7

I was really angered by the last one, but now I'm just feeling confused...

Maple Syrup?

Post: #8

Well, I'm sure the offenders are at least really sorry that they got caught.

Post: #9

Maple Syrup dumping ?

Is that like a Canadian drive by ?

Post: #10

I feel really bad for her, but at the same time, I feel like there's something to this story that we're missing.

Did she hire people to chop down their favorite maple tree, and this is their way of getting revenge? Was she calling the cops to report that they were playing hockey too loudly?

Post: #11

She was waffling on too much

Post: #12

Go about a minute into the clip. But seriously, fuck those teen hoodlums.