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For anyone looking into hair removal, consider using Magic Shave. Its meant for black men to use on their face, as normal shaving gives them ingrown hairs.

I read that other people used this on other parts of the body so I decided to give it a try. You lucky Americans can get it for ~ $3 from various stores, while I had to buy from Amazon.ca and pay $8.

It’s a depilatory powder which you mix with some water to get a yogurt consistency paste. Im a pretty hairy guy down there and Ive always been self conscious of it. Too scared to fully shave, Ive been keeping it trimmed.

Before applying any type of cream on sensitive regions do a test section on those areas. The day after, when you realize your skin didn’t react, go ahead with the full application.

The finer hairs on my ass required ~ 7 minutes of application while all the other thicker hair required ~10 mins.

It worked well for me on my pubic bone, balls, and ass, leaving them smooth, although patchy ( which I will fix with the next application).

I burned myself chemically in the perineum region and the area where your legs connect to your torso, but nothing a little coconut oil wont fix.

Unfortunately it wont allow me to become hairless in all regions, since I don’t want to get burned again, but it will help your package to become smooth without the need to shave, and risk cuts.

The stubble that grows back is also not like the stubble you get when you shave, it is finer and dull. I remember reading about this 1 guy ( I think on bodybuilding forum) who shaved his asscrack hairs only to realize the gravity of his mistakes when the stubble came forth.

It’s a messy procedure so do it in the bathtub. Keep the paste on your skin slightly moist and when the time is over start wiping that hair off with a cloth or whatever.

I used the Magic Shave aloe vera and vitamin E powder ( green can), as I heard it is the milder version.

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This shit is gold... haha - cheers mate.

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Why would anyone want to be "hairless in all regions"?

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(05-14-2017 02:53 PM)sonoran_ Wrote:  The finer hairs on my ass required ~ 7 minutes of application while all the other thicker hair required ~10 mins.

It worked well for me on my pubic bone, balls, and ass, leaving them smooth, although patchy ( which I will fix with the next application).

I burned myself chemically in the perineum region and the area where your legs connect to your torso, but nothing a little coconut oil wont fix.

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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I consider myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."

Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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(08-24-2018 08:12 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."

Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

I haven't laughed so hard in years.. My abs are killing me.

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^^^I'm sitting in an airport lounge right now surrounded by Chinese businessmen who are highly amused at how loudly I'm laughing in an otherwise quiet environment. One of them wanted to know what I'm reading that is so funny.... I had to tell him it's a little hard to explain.