Post: #1

Hey fellow players.
I'm currently looking to fill up a room in my newly bought 2 bedroom condo. Now there's a potential candidate who happens to be a 24 hot Ukrainian girl. I've ran a few scenarios though my head and most likely if I accept I'd probably try to fuck her. Can you guys advise on this? Any of you have been in this situation? Bad idea to accept her?

RTM

Post: #2

If you aren't looking for a live-in LTR then yes it is a bad idea.

Post: #3

Bad idea. Even if you do manage to fuck her you're going to create a shitty situation for yourself. A real mess. If you try and fail then it's pretty bad. Also you have to consider the fact she's probably going to be having guys over. Sound pleasant?

Post: #4

Don't shit where you eat, unless you want her for LTR.

(it can be also painful hearing her screaming at night while other guy banging her)

p.s. moral: dismiss her as a potential flatmate but keep in touch and bang her.

Post: #5

Worst idea ever. Don't do it.

Post: #6

(06-08-2017 09:32 PM)musampa Wrote:  Don't shit where you eat, unless you want her for LTR.

(it can be also painful hearing her screaming at night while other guy banging her)

p.s. moral: dismiss her as a potential flatmate but keep in touch and bang her.

Yeah, OP is envisioning a scenario where his apartment becomes a harem where he's banging the Ukrainian chick and she's bringing over her hot friends Olga and Svetlana to all take turns riding his dick when their not cooking him Chicken Kiev.

The reality would be in stark contrast, most likely a parade of thirsty dudes coming over with a lot to prove hell bent on impressing the Ukrainian chick. Bad news bears.

Post: #7

(06-08-2017 06:55 PM)Robtormar Wrote:  Hey fellow players.

Gif courtesy of Cr33pin

Post: #8

I'll be willing to bet on a logistical nightmare - doesn't clean up, etc.

Post: #9

Just go for it and measure the consequences after.

Post: #10

What I'm going to write is, I think, under-appreciated. There's a bigger picture which is worth thinking through.

DON'T bang her. Befriend her. There's a reasonable likelihood, her being that attractive, as you mention, she's got, say, 3 attractive (EE) girlfriends. And DON'T bang them either. You may ask, ksbms, but why?!

Consider the following scenario

Suppose, she's got 3 attractive girlfriends. There's a reasonable likelihood, each of them have 3 attractive (EE?) girlfriends. See, where is it going? Exponential growth. That's the key to unlock the gates of pussy heaven.

Also, because you'd restrain yourself, instead of hitting on her like every other guy, your value will potentially skyrocket. Instead of making a move, your explicitly tell her you guys should make friends and hit a bar, a concert, a dancing venue, or whatever you have there.

Is that easy? No. I've never done it. Is it worth to try? Hell, yeah. Few men ever run entourage game for their own, long-term benefit.

Does it take great skill, ability to restrain your libido, short term tactics and long term strategising?

Being cool, calm and collected?

Of course.

But the investment should pay off a hundredfold. You may put yourself in a position of slaying top shelf pussy like little ducklings (assuming entourage game will pan out for you) at a theme park on a quiet afternoon.

Just think about it.

Instead of dabbling in a poodle of one pussy with potentially very negative ramifications (her moving in, then ensuing fall out) affecting your life across the board, suddenly, you're swimming in quality pussy like a pig in a fragrant, foamy bath. Two or three dozens of girls, they have girlfriends too, don't forget - inviting you to house parties and what not... think about it.

Don't think like a car mechanic, think like a car manufacturer.

Post: #11

The dream:


The reality:


You will do better by keeping your place open, rather get a male roommate with massive Game/access to girls. He will help you get laid.

When you get laid, then you can have her stay in your room and place anyway.

This forum by the way is as good as it gets to look for one - roommate with Game that is.

Post: #12

If you end up banging her chances are she will stop paying you rent and eventually stop banging you. The you end up with a hot free loader living and eating rent free and she will eventually bring other guys over... Then good luck trying to evict her

Post: #13

(06-09-2017 06:19 AM)ksbms Wrote:  What I'm going to write is, I think, under-appreciated. There's a bigger picture which is worth thinking through.

DON'T bang her. Befriend her. There's a reasonable likelihood, her being that attractive, as you mention, she's got, say, 3 attractive (EE) girlfriends. And DON'T bang them either. You may ask, ksbms, but why?!

Consider the following scenario

Suppose, she's got 3 attractive girlfriends. There's a reasonable likelihood, each of them have 3 attractive (EE?) girlfriends. See, where is it going? Exponential growth. That's the key to unlock the gates of pussy heaven.

Also, because you'd restrain yourself, instead of hitting on her like every other guy, your value will potentially skyrocket. Instead of making a move, your explicitly tell her you guys should make friends and hit a bar, a concert, a dancing venue, or whatever you have there.

Is that easy? No. I've never done it. Is it worth to try? Hell, yeah. Few men ever run entourage game for their own, long-term benefit.

Does it take great skill, ability to restrain your libido, short term tactics and long term strategising?

Being cool, calm and collected?

Of course.

But the investment should pay off a hundredfold. You may put yourself in a position of slaying top shelf pussy like little ducklings (assuming entourage game will pan out for you) at a theme park on a quiet afternoon.

Just think about it.

Instead of dabbling in a poodle of one pussy with potentially very negative ramifications (her moving in, then ensuing fall out) affecting your life across the board, suddenly, you're swimming in quality pussy like a pig in a fragrant, foamy bath. Two or three dozens of girls, they have girlfriends too, don't forget - inviting you to house parties and what not... think about it.

Don't think like a car mechanic, think like a car manufacturer.

So are you saying have her move in or not?

The above sounds like a great scenario but if you "befriend" / dont hit on girl #1 right out of the gate by the time you meet her friend and then you dont make a move on her your branded as the nice guy / orbiter/ friend / wussy or a fag.

Ukrainian girls on ph

Girl 1 "Hey Svetlana, come see my new apt where I live."

Girl 2 "Yes ok Anichka. How about your roomate guy. Is he hot?"

Girl 1 "No he harmless eunich, no balls, maybe boylady. But he pay for drinks so come"

Girl 2 "Ok I come get free drink from ball-less boy"

I'm paraphrasing of course

Post: #14

So many of these obvious threads lately.

I wonder if newbies ever read other identical threads on the forum.

Do they want validation, do they think their situation is different, what is it?

We should have a stickied cheat sheet for new guys.

Should I bang my roommate? No
Should I bang my crazy co-worker? No
Should I marry a hoe? No

If you wanna do it, do it. But if you have to ask, the answer is probably no.

Post: #15

Above I wrote you an answer but maybe I should make another point.

Go bang her if you want to and you will learn in a 'hard way' from experience and this can save you from future more serious fuck-ups.
Ukrainian might be easy to go through while Canadian or American bitches will seriously [email protected] you up.

Post: #16

I'm currently living with a hot roommate and have very mixed feelings about this topic. It's definitely has presented its perks and downside. For background, we've drunkenly banged once during the 1.5 years of living with each other. It truly takes a ton of self control and there's constant sexual tension to the point where strangers will even comment on it. However, I'm a big believer in not shitting where I eat.

Pros:
1. Brings over a lot of hot friends and has a large social circle that I've been introduced to
2. Knows a lot of bouncers and club promoters so I almost never pay a cover or wait in line anymore.
3. Provides validation to other girls that I'm not a creep

Cons:
1. Unless you're a pro, she will be banging a lot more than you. Doesn't matter if you like her or not, when you're going through a dry spell and your roommate doesn't even know what a dry spell is, it sucks.
2. Girls can't hold their liquor. She assumes that I will babysit her if she drinks too much. I avoid the situation as much as possible but there have been countless times were she's completely destroyed a conversation I was having with another girl.
3. Living with like minded guys who would be okay with spending a Saturday night out gaming and go to the gym with was so much more suitable for me as a person. I felt like it enhances my manhood. Having a female roommate seems to take away some of that male comradory.

Overall, I would suggest the cons outweigh the pros and a much better situation would be to become a part of her social circle and find a male roommate.

Post: #17

My two cents:

Don't do it to yourself. I have fucked many hot girls that were roommates with a dude that that they friendzoned after moving in with him. Imagine waking up Sunday morning and going to make breakfast and a large, half naked, half negro is there drinking the last of the orange juice (with vodka because he is not done partying from the night before), saying hello to you awkwardly before going upstairs to have round five of first night sex with your hot roommate-Don't let it happen, don't let her move in.

Post: #18

(06-09-2017 04:12 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  My two cents:

Don't do it to yourself. I have fucked many hot girls that were roommates with a dude that that they friendzoned after moving in with him. Imagine waking up Sunday morning and going to make breakfast and a large, half naked, half negro is there drinking the last of the orange juice (with vodka because he is not done partying from the night before), saying hello to you awkwardly before going upstairs to have round five of first night sex with your hot roommate-Don't let it happen, don't let her move in.

Especially demoralizing if it's the lower half that's naked and negro

Post: #19

Papaya is ON FIRE in this thread!

Post: #20

(06-09-2017 06:19 AM)ksbms Wrote:  What I'm going to write is, I think, under-appreciated. There's a bigger picture which is worth thinking through.

DON'T bang her. Befriend her. There's a reasonable likelihood, her being that attractive, as you mention, she's got, say, 3 attractive (EE) girlfriends. And DON'T bang them either. You may ask, ksbms, but why?!

Consider the following scenario

Suppose, she's got 3 attractive girlfriends. There's a reasonable likelihood, each of them have 3 attractive (EE?) girlfriends. See, where is it going? Exponential growth. That's the key to unlock the gates of pussy heaven.

Also, because you'd restrain yourself, instead of hitting on her like every other guy, your value will potentially skyrocket. Instead of making a move, your explicitly tell her you guys should make friends and hit a bar, a concert, a dancing venue, or whatever you have there.

Is that easy? No. I've never done it. Is it worth to try? Hell, yeah. Few men ever run entourage game for their own, long-term benefit.

Does it take great skill, ability to restrain your libido, short term tactics and long term strategising?

Being cool, calm and collected?

Of course.

But the investment should pay off a hundredfold. You may put yourself in a position of slaying top shelf pussy like little ducklings (assuming entourage game will pan out for you) at a theme park on a quiet afternoon.

Just think about it.

Instead of dabbling in a poodle of one pussy with potentially very negative ramifications (her moving in, then ensuing fall out) affecting your life across the board, suddenly, you're swimming in quality pussy like a pig in a fragrant, foamy bath. Two or three dozens of girls, they have girlfriends too, don't forget - inviting you to house parties and what not... think about it.

Don't think like a car mechanic, think like a car manufacturer.

Criminally underrated post. This is what thinking big is all about.

I will go as far as saying that in some instances, friendzoning girls you'd like to bang who have a social circle is preferable to banging them, as they can yield a much higher return.

Great post man, +1 from me

Post: #21

If you are serious about banging roomates the best thing would be to have your own place and look to rent an extra room for a week up to a month or two and furnish the extra room. You can post that it *may* extendable, never guarantee it.

Cater towards students, girls new to town, or visiting temporarily.

Now because of the situation and timeline both the girl and you will be more up for it without fear.

Post: #22

Hm im offering weekly deal for my space on CL since i dont want to have someone for few months.
Maybe I should lower it to make it affordable to young girls hm lol

Post: #23

This thread gave me the best laugh of the weekend. Thanks fellas.

Post: #24

Sometimes it's easier to memorize words and phrases if there's a melody that goes with them. Since the phrase "don't shit where you eat" has come up in numerous threads recently it seems that the words alone aren't getting the message across. Therefore I present this ditty:





We can think of this cheerful song when we find ourselves wanting to make a move on roommates, bosses, subordinates, etc. And also think of the underboobs from the album cover.