I reckoned this'd be a fun way to share each other's cultures, through the old manly tradition of manly yarns to spook each other around the campfire.
I'll start.
As many of you know, I'm from the Carolinas. This particular tale come from North Carolina, where it's hard to farm on a large scale. Well, a while back, there was a famine. There was an old hermit, who only went into town on occasion to trade for moonshine, but mostly kept to himself, hunting for his food. Well, the famine hit him too.
He was sitting in front of his fire one night, his three hunting dogs with him, wondering how he was gonna feed them and himself, when his dogs suddenly jumped up, and started barking. He spotted what they saw, a pinkish rat sort of critter with a long tail. He grabbed his hatchet and tossed it at the beast, but only managed to sever the tail before it disappeared between the floorboards of his cabin. He chopped up the tail, feeding it to his dogs, and keeping a bit to make a stew for himself. He was pleased; he and his dogs wouldn't starve for a little while.
That night, he heard a scratching at his door, and a haunting voice moaning, "Taily-bone... I want my Taily-bone..." The hermit grabbed his gun, whistled for his dogs, and chased the beast into the woods. When he lost its trail, he whistled for his dogs, and only two came back. He reckoned the third had killed the critter and was greedily hogging it all down.
He went back to bed, and heard yet again the scratching and the eerie voice, "Taily-bone... I want my taily-bone..." This time, he heard it at the foot of his bed. He grabbed his gun, whistled for his dogs, and chased the beast again, firing his rifle at it as his dogs snapped at its heels. When he lost the trail, he whistled for his dogs, and only one came back. Now he was unsettled, he let the dog in to sleep in his room, and kept his gun next to him.
A third time, he heard the scratching, right next to his head on his nightstand. He saw the horrible beast, heard it wail, "Taily-bone! I want my Taily-bone!" His dog leapt up, and he immediately fired on the critter, which ran off out the door. He tracked it with his dog, and when he lost the trail, he whistled for his dog, who did not return.
He went back to bed, thoroughly afraid, keeping his gun in bed with him as close as a lover. He woke in the gray hours of the morning, the beast on his chest, screaming in his face, "I WANT MY TAILY-BONE!"
Well, eventually the famine passed, folks went up to check on the hermit. All that was left of his cabin was the chimney, and folks claim if you go up there, you can hear an eerie voice moaning, "I got my taily-bone..."
![[Image: 9Bnug3p.png]](http://i.imgur.com/9Bnug3p.png)

