Post: #1

Hi Guys

I have a thing for the Eskimo women. I think its the high fat diet and great complexions, just not into their short statures and dress sense really. I prefer my chicks taller with long legs, and preferably in Sydney as Im there quite often



Can you tell me where in Sydney I can go to find tall Eskimo's?

If you haters dont know where I can find these bitches in Sydney (I expect names of clubs please) please dont derail my thread.

Iceland looks like it might be a decent place to try given that Bjork looks like an Eskimo. So that must mean that most Icelandic women look like Eskimos. I also met a girl from Iceland once and I fucked her same night, so they are all dead easy too and I know I will fuck my lungs out there. She did not look like an Eskimo though, so I am very confused about the whole thing

Do the rest of them all look like that Eskimo Bjork?

Post: #2

I remember seeing some Eskimo's in the Magnetic Island National Park. They were complaining about the heat, but wouldn't take off their coats, so I can't give you a report on body types. Most of them were homeless cuz their igloos melted. The Aussie gov't was building an ice plant to rebuild the housing shortage.

Post: #3

LOL

Post: #4

These girls are suckers for whale and seal meat. Just post up on craigslist that you are an importer and they will come a runnin'

I can't really understand why you would have a problem finding them in Sydney. I think that Brisbane has the largest community of tall eskimo girls..Not to derail.
Hope that helps.
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This is a sample of the qualty I have seen there regularly

Post: #5

A lot of Icelandic girls have Eskimo eyes and cheeks even though they're white.

Post: #6

I just saw a few kayakking past Bondi beach

Post: #7

(09-12-2011 11:27 AM)Roosh Wrote:  A lot of Icelandic girls have Eskimo eyes and cheeks even though they're white.

You not helping me.

They need to be in Sydney

And they need to be 6ft tall with Amazonian like legs

Pls halp

thx

Post: #8

Sorry not in Sydeny, but in Tashkent I saw some tall Asian/Russian mixed girls that were hella nice. Tall large-breasted Russian bodies with exotic East Asian facial features.

Post: #9

Maybe he is typing with a lizard on his lap. That can significantly impede attention/care to punctuation and spelling.

Post: #10

Seems like someone else is using his computer.

Post: #11

I guess he didn't like being told he looked like a "tic tac with 2 grapes" in the other thread he is mocking.

Post: #12

Oh its the billionaire property investor! How are you doing today Mr Trump? Bought any run down shacks you going to make millions off? I hope we are not cutting into your lifestyle channel time.

No I was only taking the piss and having a bit of fun. I have as much chance of finding a tall Eskimo in Sydney as velcro has of finding a thick (not fat) Russian on Miami Beach.

I have not fucked an Eskimo yet, although I suppose its one of those thing we all need to try sometime. Take her clubbing seals for the first date maybe? Show her I am money with my 12 huskey sled instead of the 6 dog sled the peasants use? Go ice fishing if that does not seal the deal. Chicks dig survivors.

And I would fuck Bjork. That chicks looks like a freak. The sort who would go ass to mouth in a public toilet.

Post: #13

(09-13-2011 12:13 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  Oh its the billionaire property investor! How are you doing today Mr Trump? Bought any run down shacks you going to make millions off? I hope we are not cutting into your lifestyle channel time.

No I was only taking the piss and having a bit of fun. I have as much chance of finding a tall Eskimo in Sydney as velcro has of finding a thick (not fat) Russian on Miami Beach.

I have not fucked an Eskimo yet, although I suppose its one of those thing we all need to try sometime. Take her clubbing seals for the first date maybe? Show her I am money with my 12 huskey sled instead of the 6 dog sled the peasants use? Go ice fishing if that does not seal the deal. Chicks dig survivors.

And I would fuck Bjork. That chicks looks like a freak. The sort who would go ass to mouth in a public toilet.

Ha. You can always hit the gym if you want to change your "tic tac with 2 grapes" body shape.

Just show Bjork your mansion and sports car and I am sure she will start dripping for you right then. I am not really into freaks like Bjork. I don't like to worry about getting an organ cut out while trying to squeeze one off.

Post: #14

I think you misunderstood the tic tac and two grapes thing. What he was saying is that I have a small penis. No amount of gym would make my penis any larger. Not unless you consider your workouts with your fleshlight exercise that is? If a large penis makes me want to fuck fat chicks, im happy with my modest 6 inches thanks. I find those slim chicks tend to have standards and they make my small penis grow.

I also dont know why you think I have a mansion? I do have a sports car, but I live in an apartment. You being the property baron that you are, I expect you must be living in something pretty decent too? I mean, you have had so much to say about everyone else, you surely cant be another internet warrior?

You should take Dash under your wing bro. With your finances and experience, and his investment nous, you guys could be flipping homes like a Brit flips pills at Ibiza. You would make a fortune, and both of you could finally put some money in your pocket to travel to half the places all these guys post field reports on.

Post: #15

(09-13-2011 04:02 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  Not unless you consider your workouts with your fleshlight exercise that is?

I am more into kettle balls but will take a look at the fleshlight workouts. Sorry to hear about your small penis.

Quote:I also dont know why you think I have a mansion?

Man, I thought you were a major baller from all the knowledge you drop. I mean, you invest in properties all over the world and even did research for 2 years in Florida real estate.

Quote:I do have a sports car, but I live in an apartment.

Did the help the small penis problem?

Quote:You being the property baron that you are, I expect you must be living in something pretty decent too? I mean, you have had so much to say about everyone else, you surely cant be another internet warrior?

I don't recall saying anything about anyone. I just gave some input about real estate in the states. Laws change from state to state so hardly an expert but I do have some experience.

You like renting and I would rather sell with owner financing. You seem to know my way is wrong while you are right even though you never purchased a property in the states.

Surely an expert and not one of those internet know it alls that needs to prop up his ego by putting others down.

Quote:You should take Dash under your wing bro. With your finances and experience, and his investment nous, you guys could be flipping homes like a Brit flips pills at Ibiza. You would make a fortune, and both of you could finally put some money in your pocket to travel to half the places all these guys post field reports on.

I lived and traveled to quite a few countries including Oz. I have been back in the states for the past two years but will be hitting the road again next year. I like to travel and stay in countries for long periods.

Maybe you should worry about your size problems instead of my travel itinerary. This is getting boring so go ahead and get the last word in.

Post: #16

Im a single guy, why would I need a mansion? And yes, I do own property in a few countries. I have said it before that I am quite fortunate, but that I also travelled on the company dime for years. I am around people with money which has made it easier for me. I like this forum because it has a mix of guys who share some of the same interests I have. Foreign pussy, travel off the beaten track, etc. Not everyone is going to be a backpacker.

Look, are you trying to fuck me or something? You are literally stalking me across threads now.

You clearly are a bit of a dimwit, you cant seem to grasp the difference between someone having a bit of fun and someone being serious. What are you trying to compensate for? Who are you trying to convince?

Put me on ignore bro. If I annoy you that much, its a click away.

Unless of course you actually ARE trying to fuck me?

Im a bit lost as to your purpose, if you even have one?

Post: #17

Fuck, so much for finding hot eskimo chicks in Sydney. Im looking for seal clubbing activity partners, in comes some weirdo talking about my penis.

I feel kind of violated.

Post: #18

i´m trying to find a woman in vatican city to get my flag. The rarest flag of all, only 500 people living there. You name me one and i´ll send you the adress of a eskimo chick i know in Sydney.

Post: #19

(09-13-2011 04:42 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  Fuck, so much for finding hot eskimo chicks in Sydney. Im looking for seal clubbing activity partners, in comes some weirdo talking about my penis.

I feel kind of violated.

I heard if you fuck an Eskimo your pecker will turn into a Popsicle!!!!

Post: #20

Would you settle for an average height Inuit transvestite in Melborune?

Post: #21

Does it like long walks on the beach and camping?

If yes, then pls send me more details.

Post: #22

(09-13-2011 10:35 PM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  Does it like long walks on the beach and camping?

The expat Inuit trannies all hate the outdoors. That's why they leave Alaska.