Post: #1

Curious what rules other men here set for your respective women?

This isn't a troll of a post, but is very much a set of either spoken or inferred rules that my woman must follow, at least while she is my woman. If these rules are broken, what are the punishments?

Rules:

1) Advice and discussions are always valued, but when it comes down to it, it's my decision, not hers.
2) Don't ever talk back, and don't ever make any snide comments
3) Shaved/bare from the neck down.
4) Thongs only, or none at all as panties.
5) Cum is never to be wasted. Swallowed, or in her.
6) She shall, without exception, never miss taking the birth control pill, as I have not, and will not, ever wear a condom.
7) She must ask for permission to buy items that have some level of financial impact. I don't care if she wants to spend $20 on junk food, but if she's going to spend more than that, she needs to seek permission first.
8) Ensure she remain attractive and fit. She can go to the gym as she sees fit but she must remain attractive.
9) Unrelenting desire to please me.
10) Dinner shall never be late.

Punishments:
1) Spanks, discipline etc.
2) Private humiliation, with the discretion to publicly humiliate her.
3) Basically anything I see fit.

Post: #2

Oh boy

Post: #3

Post: #4

She shall...

- Not leave dirty dishes in the sink.
- Not leave hair in my shower drain.
- Feed the cat, when the cat needs to be fed.
- Not put food in the trashcan without rinsing it out first.
- Put water in the ice cube trays when they are empty.
- Not leave the lights on when the house is empty.
- Take her shoes off in the living room. (We have sandals and kung fu shoes for that)
- Not change the music in my car, unless her phone is connected to the thing. (in which case, she dictates the music).
- Sleep on the left side of the bed.
- Put water back in the water dispenser filler thing, after water is dispensed.
- Flush the toilet after peeing.
- Pee with the bathroom door closed.
- Never talk about pooping, because girls don't poop.
- Not leave water on the sink after washing her face.
- Never try and flush tampons down the toilet.
- Order me food when she orders from GrubHub.
- Clean pots and pans after they are used.
- Wash towels after they are used. Or at least dry them.

Sexy enough?

Post: #5

^ :-)

When there are so many rules imposed on men (financial responsibility being one of them), it's only fair that women face some set of rules as well.

Post: #6

I have the penis
I make the rules

Post: #7

Rule: she's not allowed to ask about money

Punishment: she has to wear thong-style panties back-to-front for two weeks.

Post: #8

(08-04-2018 11:08 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I have the penis
I make the rules

What about the punishments?

Post: #9

Mysoginist opened 3 threads in 1 day !! Keep the good work going !!!

You da man m8 !

Post: #10

(08-04-2018 11:13 AM)DaveR Wrote:  

(08-04-2018 11:08 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I have the penis
I make the rules

What about the punishments?

The punishment is gonna be a 7 day ban for OP for making all these gay threads in one day

Post: #11

He also appears to be wifing up a Seeking Arrangement Whore:

(08-04-2018 08:29 AM)misogynist Wrote:  While there are indeed many dumb whores on SA, it is worth noting that sometimes a traditional vanilla relationship not based on sex or money can come to fruition. This is actually how I found my partner. We both joined as we were bored and as a joke, and one thing led to another and now we are in a long term relationship (traditional 1970s type of relationship albeit).

I have met several women from there though, and paid for dinner everytime, but I usually terminated those after date #1.

(08-04-2018 09:44 AM)misogynist Wrote:  

(08-04-2018 09:41 AM)AznMarkZuckerberg Wrote:  @misogynist I’m happy things worked out for you but keep one eye open. I was in a 2 year LTR with someone on the site with the exact same story. Ended up being a complete psycho. We were even engaged but she was very very good at hiding her true nature. The one red flag was there were certain things (prenup) that she was very skilled at avoiding and making you feel bad for bringing up.

I hope things work out for you. But a “good” woman would never join that site even as a joke imo. I learned the hard way

All fair points and thanks for the warning. A cohabitation agreement is a must given the large income disparity and the learnings from my divorce.

She and I have negotiated the terms of severance and I have had to remind her that she is entitled to a lot more under the eyes of the law but she asked for a very modest 'severance' should we break up (to allow for her to transition out of our intertwined life).

Pen to paper in the next month or so, and once she signs it, I'll be even more thrilled (witnessed by lawyers of course). When I brought up the cohabitation agreement (or what some folks call a prenup if it were prior to marriage -something that I don't want to go through again), she understood why, was a bit bothered by it, came to quickly, and said she would obviously agree to sign.

Post: #12

Are we accepting during the beginning of the month again?

Post: #13

You all are a welcoming bunch

Post: #14

(08-04-2018 12:21 PM)misogynist Wrote:  You all are a welcoming bunch

If you want to impose rules on your women, you should know how to follow the rules in kind.

(05-16-2012 07:53 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Rules Of The Forum

2. Don't flood the forum with low value posts.

4. No spamming

6. No girls, homosexuals, or transsexuals.

Clean your act up OP.

Post: #15

(08-04-2018 12:41 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  

(08-04-2018 12:21 PM)misogynist Wrote:  You all are a welcoming bunch

If you want to impose rules on your women, you should know how to follow the rules in kind.

(05-16-2012 07:53 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Rules Of The Forum

2. Don't flood the forum with low value posts.

4. No spamming

6. No girls, homosexuals, or transsexuals.

Clean your act up OP.

I don't think you know what a homosexual is. That said if you have an issue with it, don't comment on the thread and move on, or report it to a mod. No need to call someone else a homosexual when it is clear that I much prefer fucking women.

Post: #16

Garbage... Troll or should be in the Newbie forum. With Game your judgement on her temperature should decide which pimp hand mind fuck to use.

Post: #17

There is only ever the need for one rule:
1) I make the rules.

Post: #18

Even my funny post didn't sink in. (I thought it was funny)

Stop posting shit threads.

Post: #19

Cant hate trump
Her phone is rarely to come out around me and has to usually be asked for permission if she wants to use it.
All of my decisions are final, there is never no negotiations
Gifts and dinners for her are treats or rewards for desired behavior and never to be expected without me receiving anything on my end first.
My goals and ambitions are first, I don’t give a fuck about her ultimately, two years or two weeks, I’ll get up and leave the same way for both.

Post: #20

OP, "no pegging" is conspicuously absent from your list.

Post: #21

I love the rule where you said, cum shall not be wasted. Good laughter right there

Post: #22

(08-04-2018 08:23 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  - Put water in the ice cube trays when they are empty.

Mate get an ice making machine, best investment I ever made.

Drops ice out the front of the fridge, 24/7. never runs out or needs topping up (its plumbed to water supply.

(08-04-2018 08:23 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  - Pee with the bathroom door closed.
- Never talk about pooping, because girls don't poop.

I concur. A man after my own heart.

Post: #23

This forum is amazingly easy to troll. I shake my head every time an alleged troll receives this much attention and effort.

Post: #24

(08-06-2018 05:13 AM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  This forum is amazingly easy to troll. I shake my head every time an alleged troll receives this much attention and effort.

Not trolling at all.

Post: #25

(08-06-2018 09:32 AM)misogynist Wrote:  

(08-06-2018 05:13 AM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  This forum is amazingly easy to troll. I shake my head every time an alleged troll receives this much attention and effort.

Not trolling at all.

I predict you'll be perma-banned within 2 weeks.