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First ever data sheet so here it goes!

Nairobi August 2018

Length of trip: 10 days

Lays

7 lays (one somali, one Ethiopian and the rest ethnic Kenyans).
The Ethiopian and Somali chick were 7.5 and 8 respectively and they were my highest quality bangs on this trip. Rest of the girls were Kenyans ranging from 6 to 7.5 and some had incredible bodies and plump asses so if that's your thing, you'll be in heaven. Quite a few of the girls kept on complimenting me on my body so a good physique does well here as most Kenyan men don't lift.

My SMV in Nairobi was through the roof.... I had girls openly checking me out in the streets and in the clubs complimenting me on my skin, arms and accent. For some reason, my British accent got a lot of love! Girls were asking me to send them voice notes through what’s app to hear my voice again long after we met lol. Once I realised this, I used that to my advantage and sent new girls voice notes during our first interaction and it worked very well.

Cost

Cost of decent meal at a proper restaurant is around 1600 Ksh (£12 or $15) per person. Local sandwich bars or cafes will cost less around 1000 ksh for a meal and coffee. More upscale places such as 5 star hotels would cost 2000 ksh+ per person. It’s cheaper than the west if you compared it like for like but for Africa, it’s not cheap. On average I spent 12,000 ksh a day which was half my daily budget but im sure you could do it on less.

Supermarket shopping was very cheap for the most part. Some well-known brands were expensive due to import tax. I shopped in Naivas supermarket which was open 24 hrs. Kenyan alcohol is super cheap but the quality is variable. I generally stuck to Viceroy Brandy and Gin which was very good. Jack Daniels brandy was double the cost of what I would pay in the UK (must be the insane import tax). For comparison, a small bottle of jack Daniels would be able to buy you 6 bottles of decent Kenyan viceroy brandy..

Type of game

My tinder was blowing up to the point that day game was redundant for me. I had tinder gold and within 8 hours I had 147 girls like me. About 65 percent of those girls were below average so I swiped left. When I matched with quality girls, they replied quickly and gave their numbers quite easily. My tactic was simple, meet them for a drink or food and then invite them back for drinks at my place. Only 1 girl refused to come back out of the 8 I went on dates with.

I would delete and restart my tinder every 2 days to get the newbie boost (read the tinder thread) which would generate a fresh number of decent girls however, some girls did ask how many accounts I have on tinder as they’ve seen me a few times lol.

5 of my lays came from tinder and 2 from Instagram. All the girls I met were under 30, well educated and had decent jobs such as accountants, lawyers and dieticians which was refreshing as they could hold a proper conversation…

Transport

I would not recommend driving at all... I would consider myself a very confident international driver and it just wasn't worth the hassle (check out YouTube videos of driving in Nairobi). Car hire is expensive, traffic is insane, the roads are very badly maintained with savage pot holes and police traps will bleed your wallet dry. Uber is very cheap and widely available. Another app the locals love is Taxify which gives you the option of giving a cash payment to the driver.

Logistics

I wouldn't recommend hotels as I reckon they could raise an issue if you have too many girls coming over. I had a nice apartment in the heart of Westlands with a shared gym and pool. There was also security but their job isn't to cock block you however, they did stare at me quite a lot each time I entered the building with a new girl.

Safety

Day time it's safe to walk around without issues. Usual street smart practices apply (no phone out, expensive jewellery away etc.) . Night is a whole different ball game. At night, I would stress door to door uber. I can't stress this enough. The biggest problem isn't always the criminals, it's the police as they are corrupt and they will extort bribes and threaten you when they realise you're a foreigner. I got arrested on my 3rd night for not carrying my passport with me after walking back from the supermarket at 1 am. The supermarket was less than 100m away from the apartment. Despite being compliant and calm, I was arrested and held in a grim cell for 10 hours for no reason whatsover. The officers refused to allow me to get my passport from the apartment until the next morning. UK Embassy was useless. I recommend carrying your passport with you during night time.... I know it's impractical but you're dealing with an illogical armed 3rd world police.

It sounds obvious but make sure you wrap up! Buy lube and plenty of condoms before you travel. You can also buy condoms from pharmacies (mostly durex brand).

Internet and phone

Safaricom is the most popular provider and has the widest coverage in Kenya. I paid 1400 shillings for a sim card with 3gb data (4G) and 100 minutes of calls. Data top ups cost 1000 shillings for 3gb or 500 shillings for 1gb. cost of calls was 4 ksh per minute. I was very impressed with 4g as the speed was faster than any WiFi I connected to.

Clubs/bars

Brew Bistro on Saturday was packed! Many expat males and females mixed in with locals. Couple of pros but not many. I've seen some top class bodies, amazing asses and some stunners. If that's your thing you'll love Nairobi.

J's Kitchen and Bar on Thursdays have a live act so it's busy. I was impressed with the quality of the girls, locals and expats. Many of the girls were hot and open to mingle but I didn't get involved as I had a girl with me lol.

Galileo Lounge – Pretty much dead! Its for older Kenyan guys and young pros. Most of the Kenyan girls I asked for recommendations said the place was not like how it used to be due to new management.
K1 club – Not sure if they’re still open? Went there on a Friday and it was closed.

Other tourist stuff to do during the day

Mamba village - handle baby crocodiles for as little as 500 shillings. Watch adult crocodiles getting fed and being poked with a stick by some mad zoo keeper lol.

Giraffe sanctuary – 1000 ksh entry, feed giraffes, take pics and that's it..it's quite a small venue. You'll be there probably 20 minutes or less.
National park - Google national park tours. You'll need to pay a driver and the entrance fee as an all inclusive package (approx. 7500 ksh) It lasts about 5 hours. I saw Rhinos, lions and Ostrichs up close (a few meters away).

Masai Market - A market which changes venue daily. The venues can be found by clicking the link below:

https://www.extraordinaryjourneys.com/bl...n-nairobi/

The prices are heavily inflated so make sure you haggle hard! For example, I was quoted 12,000 ksh for a painting! It went down to 8,000 then 4,000 and finally I paid 1,700 and even then I still got bumped lol but I liked the painting. There are some really cool handmade items there which would be a great gift or souvenir.
Cycling through Karura forest (500 ksh entry and 500 ksh for 2 hr bike hire) – I took a girl here from tinder as a first date as I didn’t want to go alone also having a local girl around can be very useful aside from just banging them lol. I really enjoyed this and even got to see one of the gated slums called Huruma village.

I've really enjoyed this trip (minus the police incident ) and love the girls out there to the point that I am planning a second trip very soon!

Post: #2

That sucks that you got arrested. Did you try bribing them?

Post: #3

Would be cool to see some pics! Thanks for the write up!

Post: #4

(08-25-2018 11:38 AM)khalidkcl Wrote:  First ever data sheet so here it goes!

Nairobi August 2018

Length of trip: 10 days

Lays

7 lays (one somali, one Ethiopian and the rest ethnic Kenyans).
The Ethiopian and Somali chick were 7.5 and 8 respectively and they were my highest quality bangs on this trip. Rest of the girls were Kenyans ranging from 6 to 7.5 and some had incredible bodies and plump asses so if that's your thing, you'll be in heaven. Quite a few of the girls kept on complimenting me on my body so a good physique does well here as most Kenyan men don't lift.

My SMV in Nairobi was through the roof.... I had girls openly checking me out in the streets and in the clubs complimenting me on my skin, arms and accent. For some reason, my British accent got a lot of love! Girls were asking me to send them voice notes through what’s app to hear my voice again long after we met lol. Once I realised this, I used that to my advantage and sent new girls voice notes during our first interaction and it worked very well.

Cost

Cost of decent meal at a proper restaurant is around 1600 Ksh (£12 or $15) per person. Local sandwich bars or cafes will cost less around 1000 ksh for a meal and coffee. More upscale places such as 5 star hotels would cost 2000 ksh+ per person. It’s cheaper than the west if you compared it like for like but for Africa, it’s not cheap. On average I spent 12,000 ksh a day which was half my daily budget but im sure you could do it on less.

Supermarket shopping was very cheap for the most part. Some well-known brands were expensive due to import tax. I shopped in Naivas supermarket which was open 24 hrs. Kenyan alcohol is super cheap but the quality is variable. I generally stuck to Viceroy Brandy and Gin which was very good. Jack Daniels brandy was double the cost of what I would pay in the UK (must be the insane import tax). For comparison, a small bottle of jack Daniels would be able to buy you 6 bottles of decent Kenyan viceroy brandy..

Type of game

My tinder was blowing up to the point that day game was redundant for me. I had tinder gold and within 8 hours I had 147 girls like me. About 65 percent of those girls were below average so I swiped left. When I matched with quality girls, they replied quickly and gave their numbers quite easily. My tactic was simple, meet them for a drink or food and then invite them back for drinks at my place. Only 1 girl refused to come back out of the 8 I went on dates with.

I would delete and restart my tinder every 2 days to get the newbie boost (read the tinder thread) which would generate a fresh number of decent girls however, some girls did ask how many accounts I have on tinder as they’ve seen me a few times lol.

5 of my lays came from tinder and 2 from Instagram. All the girls I met were under 30, well educated and had decent jobs such as accountants, lawyers and dieticians which was refreshing as they could hold a proper conversation…

Transport

I would not recommend driving at all... I would consider myself a very confident international driver and it just wasn't worth the hassle (check out YouTube videos of driving in Nairobi). Car hire is expensive, traffic is insane, the roads are very badly maintained with savage pot holes and police traps will bleed your wallet dry. Uber is very cheap and widely available. Another app the locals love is Taxify which gives you the option of giving a cash payment to the driver.

Logistics

I wouldn't recommend hotels as I reckon they could raise an issue if you have too many girls coming over. I had a nice apartment in the heart of Westlands with a shared gym and pool. There was also security but their job isn't to cock block you however, they did stare at me quite a lot each time I entered the building with a new girl.

Safety

Day time it's safe to walk around without issues. Usual street smart practices apply (no phone out, expensive jewellery away etc.) . Night is a whole different ball game. At night, I would stress door to door uber. I can't stress this enough. The biggest problem isn't always the criminals, it's the police as they are corrupt and they will extort bribes and threaten you when they realise you're a foreigner. I got arrested on my 3rd night for not carrying my passport with me after walking back from the supermarket at 1 am. The supermarket was less than 100m away from the apartment. Despite being compliant and calm, I was arrested and held in a grim cell for 10 hours for no reason whatsover. The officers refused to allow me to get my passport from the apartment until the next morning. UK Embassy was useless. I recommend carrying your passport with you during night time.... I know it's impractical but you're dealing with an illogical armed 3rd world police.

It sounds obvious but make sure you wrap up! Buy lube and plenty of condoms before you travel. You can also buy condoms from pharmacies (mostly durex brand).

Internet and phone

Safaricom is the most popular provider and has the widest coverage in Kenya. I paid 1400 shillings for a sim card with 3gb data (4G) and 100 minutes of calls. Data top ups cost 1000 shillings for 3gb or 500 shillings for 1gb. cost of calls was 4 ksh per minute. I was very impressed with 4g as the speed was faster than any WiFi I connected to.

Clubs/bars

Brew Bistro on Saturday was packed! Many expat males and females mixed in with locals. Couple of pros but not many. I've seen some top class bodies, amazing asses and some stunners. If that's your thing you'll love Nairobi.

J's Kitchen and Bar on Thursdays have a live act so it's busy. I was impressed with the quality of the girls, locals and expats. Many of the girls were hot and open to mingle but I didn't get involved as I had a girl with me lol.

Galileo Lounge – Pretty much dead! Its for older Kenyan guys and young pros. Most of the Kenyan girls I asked for recommendations said the place was not like how it used to be due to new management.
K1 club – Not sure if they’re still open? Went there on a Friday and it was closed.

Other tourist stuff to do during the day

Mamba village - handle baby crocodiles for as little as 500 shillings. Watch adult crocodiles getting fed and being poked with a stick by some mad zoo keeper lol.

Giraffe sanctuary – 1000 ksh entry, feed giraffes, take pics and that's it..it's quite a small venue. You'll be there probably 20 minutes or less.
National park - Google national park tours. You'll need to pay a driver and the entrance fee as an all inclusive package (approx. 7500 ksh) It lasts about 5 hours. I saw Rhinos, lions and Ostrichs up close (a few meters away).

Masai Market - A market which changes venue daily. The venues can be found by clicking the link below:

https://www.extraordinaryjourneys.com/bl...n-nairobi/

The prices are heavily inflated so make sure you haggle hard! For example, I was quoted 12,000 ksh for a painting! It went down to 8,000 then 4,000 and finally I paid 1,700 and even then I still got bumped lol but I liked the painting. There are some really cool handmade items there which would be a great gift or souvenir.
Cycling through Karura forest (500 ksh entry and 500 ksh for 2 hr bike hire) – I took a girl here from tinder as a first date as I didn’t want to go alone also having a local girl around can be very useful aside from just banging them lol. I really enjoyed this and even got to see one of the gated slums called Huruma village.

I've really enjoyed this trip (minus the police incident ) and love the girls out there to the point that I am planning a second trip very soon!

Reminds me of how Ukraine was 20 years ago......only without the giraffes....

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(08-25-2018 01:56 PM)Akwesi Wrote:  That sucks that you got arrested. Did you try bribing them?

One of the officers did say "give something to make me happy" but the other idiot was waving his gun around and not giving me any options. I wasn't sure how much to give, whether he'd take my money and arrest me anyway or accuse of me bribing a police officer.

The advice I got from the local girls was to not walk at night. I was silly and won't be making that mistake again. Door to door uber is the way.

The Kenyan people are absolutely awesome and ive been treated so well by everyone else so I'm determined to not let that police incident put a shadow over my trip.

Post: #6

I would say 99% likely that they were just looking for a "tip." Next time start negotiating at 2 bucks.

Post: #7

Dude, what were your stats?

-- Ethnic appearance (skin, eyes, hair, complexion)
-- Age
-- Height
-- Threads/swag

Beyond that, solid data

- P

Post: #8

+1 similar experience. Not an easy city to operate in, but you'll feel like a rock star. Really fun nightlife, great people.

Post: #9

(08-26-2018 12:59 PM)Perspicacity Wrote:  Dude, what were your stats?

-- Ethnic appearance (skin, eyes, hair, complexion)
-- Age
-- Height
-- Threads/swag

Beyond that, solid data

- P

Ethnic appearance: I look east African, Ethiopian, light skin, black eyes and curly hair (medium length, neat cut).

Age: late 20s

Height 5ft 11 or 180 cm

Threads: usually smart casual, I don't wear sports wear because my style is sophisticated and I would classify myself as well educated and travelled so my clothing reflects that. Day to day it may i wear an unlabelled tshirt and navy blue chinos. I tend to buy fitted t shirts/shirts to complement my physique. I don't wear trainers, usually loafers, canvas or slip on type shoes.

In terms of approach, I coming of as a well spoken gentleman really worked. It allowed the more upscale girls to be comfortable with me and the British accent was a big bonus as well. It's the same sort of thing you would do in Anglo Saxon countries but the girls here dig it way more and have less bitchy entitled attitudes.

Post: #10

Anyone remember that article of the guy who catfished as a German Doctor in Kenya? Dude was getting UNLIMITED social media messages (even from married women) and he later doxed them!

I think if a white guy shows up to Kenya then he would slay at rates far beyond Philippines or anywhere in Asia.


But I see an obvious problem of female obesity and just "Orc" / "Troll" appearances might be a dime a dozen in the country.

Post: #11

I just tried a Tinder passport to Kenya.

I right swipe 10 times and left 5 times and repeat. This is so I don't get flagged as a spammer or anything.

I'm pretty certain I got more matches in the Bangkok, Manila and Taipei within a hour than in Nairobi so far. Although it's not so bad. I have 56 who swiped right within a hour and I have 10+ unknown chicks who I have to right swipe to unlock them.

What's interesting about Kenya is almost every woman seems to include a biography (although a lot of disclaimers about no hookups).

There's also a lot of women with "stripper" names like Coco and Africa on the app too. Which makes me wonder if these are pros or not.

but I don't see that many bangable chicks from a white guy's perspective. I thought Africa would have "hnnnnnng!!" tits and asses but I'm not seeing them on my match list. Just a ton of B and C cups. Also a lot of women have some bushy / frizzy hair or they shaved it. I'm also certain there's a lot of wigs too.

In terms of overall quality... I think Nairobi looks higher than Manila (Manila on Tinder seems to have heaps of fat bishes and trannies) but lower than Bangkok and Taipei.


Actually I'm a tad interested in Nairobi. I just need to research the crime stuff. Probably would go for handjobs and if I am feeling gutsy ("just ignore HIV bro") then sex with the hotter chicks.

Though ultimately I think I'm going to go with Taipei for longterm living just because it's a very low crime society and so far it's a good place for a white guy on Tinder.

Post: #12

^I don’t mind a well lubed hand job once in awhile but not sure I’d travel all the way to Kenya for them. This is the first time I’ve ever read a guy on RVF say that he’d travel abroad for handies!

Post: #13

I spoofed somewhere in Africa before and from what I gathered "hookups" is slang for P4P, it doesn't mean one night stands or casual sex like it does in the west.

Post: #14

I used to bang a Kenyan a few years back. She had a slender body with a wide face and not working with much ass. She was the stereotypical marathon champ. Her look turned me off over time and if I was to go to Africa, I would've gone to Addis. Do you find them to look like that or do they have more of a narrow face and better bodies?

Post: #15

(08-29-2018 09:38 AM)RougeNoir Wrote:  I used to bang a Kenyan a few years back. She had a slender body with a wide face and not working with much ass. She was the stereotypical marathon champ. Her look turned me off over time and if I was to go to Africa, I would've gone to Addis. Do you find them to look like that or do they have more of a narrow face and better bodies?

I had been checking all my Kenya tinder matches.

Virtually none have big breasts or big asses. Very disappointing when the stereotype of black women is they are supposed to be well endowed or curvy. If anything a lot of their bodies remind of the skinny Eastern European women I see in current country of Georgia.

I remember South African women on the other hand having these huge ass breasts and asses which looked cartoony but would had been fun to slap.

Post: #16

In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

Post: #17

Heard good things about Nairobi, though I have an aversion to inland cities (perhaps because I'm from a crappy one). If only Mombasa were at least three times more populated

Post: #18

(08-29-2018 11:47 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

I want breasts so big I can use them as pillows or suffocate myself in them.

Not seeing it in Kenya. Not seeing it in Georgia or among Russian / Ukrainian tourists coming here. I think the only place where a lot of women would fix that description might be Colombia but I would be limited to 180 days.

Actually I met a fair number of big breast women in Korea. It's probably because of plastic surgery. But I also noticed that maybe Tungusic people might just be more endowed than others. In Korea I saw a lot of Mongol and Kazakh women who had some nice round asses and big breasts but I wasn't able to meet any that were down for ONS / SNL (when I tried Tinder Passport to Kazakhstan and Mongols the swipe returns were low so I would be discouraged from going).

Post: #19

(08-29-2018 12:06 PM)BaatumMania Wrote:  

(08-29-2018 11:47 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

I think the only place where a lot of women would fix that description might be Colombia but I would be limited to 180 days.

Absolutely no reason for you to be limited to 180 days. If you intend on staying long term pm for advice.

Post: #20

(08-29-2018 12:06 PM)BaatumMania Wrote:  I want breasts so big I can use them as pillows or suffocate myself in them.

The U.S. is great for that, especially the flyover states.

You should definitely go and check it out.

Post: #21

whoa easy on the objectifying there, definitely not what were about here you should slow down before you get banned and make a new account. Best to not comment on darker women just yet there. But i just have to say that if you're looking for breasts in africa just head to Nigeria you'll be in heaven...maybe.

Post: #22

(08-29-2018 11:47 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

This can't be true of West African nations.

Post: #23

(08-31-2018 12:21 AM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(08-29-2018 11:47 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

This can't be true of West African nations.

Not as extreme as Kenya, but unfortunately still the case there as well. So many girls with big, beautiful, spectacular asses and small, saggy, mediocre tits.

Post: #24

Anyone know if Kenya allows border runs or not? Or would I just be limited to 90 days at a time? Just the crazy ease of getting Tinder matches makes me super curious about going but I already paid for a bunch of Airbnbs in Asia until November or something.

Though with that 5% HIV rate (25% in some communities I read) makes me wonder if my dick will fall off if I bang 12 girls off Tinder within a 10 day period.

Post: #25

(08-31-2018 02:41 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  

(08-31-2018 12:21 AM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(08-29-2018 11:47 AM)Akwesi Wrote:  In Africa big ass and big tits don't necessarily go together. A lot of the time you will see girls with small tits and huge asses, and this is especially common in Kenya.

This can't be true of West African nations.

Not as extreme as Kenya, but unfortunately still the case there as well. So many girls with big, beautiful, spectacular asses and small, saggy, mediocre tits.

Very true. Ass is a guarantee in Africa, but finding great tits to go along with em is hard.