Post: #1

It's about to get explicit up in here: what do you guys do about bedsheets and linens?

It seems like every single time I have a girl over, her bodily fluids and excrement get all over the place. Real talk. My main rotation girl right now bleeds almost every time.

Do you launder your linens each time after you have a new girl over?

Every time I'm sitting there rubbing blood out of a sheet with a toothbrush and some salt in front of the washing machine I think to myself "Was this really worth it?"

Post: #2

Oh man, this reminds me of one of my exes, who used to bleed pretty much EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Depending on your schedule, get a sufficient number of decently large dark blue towels. After the first couple times when a chick has proven herself to be an um, "bleeder", just make a smooth, non-judgemental and non-cat scaring move to grab one and lay it down before continuing.

Much easier to rinse/toss in the wash than a full sheetset.

Post: #3

Oh man, the worst was in college.

I had a black comforter that would just get defiled, snail trails practically glowed in the dark on that thing.

Of course I would flip it over, only for the other side to get streaks days later.

AND every-time I had to wash it cost me 6$. 4$ for the washer and $2 for the dryer. Not something you want to be spending $40+ a month on in college.

Post: #4

(11-02-2018 08:08 PM)Redbaron Wrote:  I had a black comforter that would just get defiled, snail trails practically glowed in the dark on that thing.

Going to have to add "snail trail" to my lexicon.

Due to post-coital mixture of jizz, coconut oil, and (lots of) sweat, I usually wash my bedding the morning after I get my fuck on.

Post: #5

I switched to dark red/purple-ish sheets a long time ago for these reasons. but yeah still try to wash them almost every time

Post: #6

(11-02-2018 07:42 PM)corsega Wrote:  Every time I'm sitting there rubbing blood out of a sheet with a toothbrush and some salt in front of the washing machine I think to myself "Was this really worth it?"

Pour some hydrogen peroxide on there next time. It's like magic for removing blood stains.

Post: #7

The question is why are these girls bleeding in the first place?
Active periods? Period onset? Excessive non-lubricated friction? STD symptom abrasion??

Of my innumerable encounters, I've only been with two girls who bled.
Personally, I always change the sheets if there's a notable amount of body fluids. I can't enjoy sleeping on those sheets if I don't change them.

Post: #8

for blood you need to clean it before it dries (sets).

For other stains, pre-treat them with Dawn dishwashing soap. Its better than spray n wash.

Don't be afraid to bring out a dark towel - it will make you both more comfortable.

Post: #9

Buy a few sets of sheets and change them out. Then wash them once a week.

Post: #10

I just have my Roommate wash them. She Always does it for Free. Cum stained underwear As Well.

Mom’s basement has many Perks.

Most are Not Willing to come to Terms with This.

It needed to Be Addressed

Post: #11

(11-02-2018 10:35 PM)Poseidon Wrote:  The question is why are these girls bleeding in the first place?
Active periods? Period onset? Excessive non-lubricated friction? STD symptom abrasion??

Of my innumerable encounters, I've only been with two girls who bled.
Personally, I always change the sheets if there's a notable amount of body fluids. I can't enjoy sleeping on those sheets if I don't change them.

A minority of the girls bleed, but a majority of them squirt, due to my special techniques.

I've asked my rotation girl why she bleeds, and she doesn't know. She's on birth control and only has her period twice a year. I can tell she's a bit embarrassed about it. It's diminished every time, so hopefully it goes away entirely.

Post: #12

(11-02-2018 09:53 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

(11-02-2018 07:42 PM)corsega Wrote:  Every time I'm sitting there rubbing blood out of a sheet with a toothbrush and some salt in front of the washing machine I think to myself "Was this really worth it?"

Pour some hydrogen peroxide on there next time. It's like magic for removing blood stains.

Finally we know what scorpion actually looks like:

Post: #13

Dark sheets, I do wash for each one but use a towel if need be. I also use a lot of hotel rooms.

Post: #14

A waterproof mattress protector is also a must.

Post: #15

(11-02-2018 09:11 PM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  

(11-02-2018 08:08 PM)Redbaron Wrote:  I had a black comforter that would just get defiled, snail trails practically glowed in the dark on that thing.

Going to have to add "snail trail" to my lexicon.

Due to post-coital mixture of jizz, coconut oil, and (lots of) sweat, I usually wash my bedding the morning after I get my fuck on.

Post: #16

"Oh, uh, it's - cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple."

Post: #17

If there's blood and excrement on the sheets every time I think I would consider swapping to a girl who's only on her period five days per month (I'm assuming you're not doing some kind of bizarre knife play? If you are I wouldn't know where to begin with advice) and have been taught how to use a toilet.

Post: #18

I’m not a veteran but hear me out, I was fucking my girl not long ago and some pussy jelly came out, what is this? It was literally like a cube of jelly in her pussy but it didn’t stink, not a big cube, texture of hair gel. Anyway, I feel sorry for all of the Airbnb hosts who had to wash my sheets which smelled like punany juice and sweat.

Post: #19

- Darker colored sheets are preferable.

- Wash your sheets and anything that gets marked up asap.

- Always have a dark towel ready to roll-- for anal or if she's on her period.

Post: #20

I would question why she was bleeding every single time, however that said, I bought 4 sets of dark colored sheets last year and rotate them weekly.
+ 1 on the waterproof mattress protector. When I was younger, I made the mistake of owning white sheets, which was a big mistake.

Post: #21

(11-03-2018 11:11 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  A waterproof mattress protector is also a must.

^This

When I was in high gear I considered linens disposable. A mattress however is a bigger investment so:

Mattress bag



On top of that a nice mattress cover so you dont hear/ feel the bag



Then linens from Overstock

I've had the same housekeeper for 22 years now. I should probably ask her how many times she threw sheets away instead of instead of the wash but we've been on a tacit "dont ask dont tell" arrangement that works so Im not going to

Post: #22

(11-03-2018 07:28 AM)corsega Wrote:  I've asked my rotation girl why she bleeds, and she doesn't know. She's on birth control and only has her period twice a year. I can tell she's a bit embarrassed about it. It's diminished every time, so hopefully it goes away entirely.

An ex girlfriend used to bleed almost every time we had sex.

She went to see her gynaecologist about it, and the doctor discovered she had some sort of infection. She did some kind of casual surgery and everything was normal afterwards, not a single drop of blood.

Strongly recommend you send your girl to see a gynaecologist if she bleeds regularly.

Post: #23

Team white sheets and linens. I bleach the bejesus out of that stuff and toss the crime scene messes.

Post: #24

(11-04-2018 03:17 AM)the.king Wrote:  

(11-03-2018 07:28 AM)corsega Wrote:  I've asked my rotation girl why she bleeds, and she doesn't know. She's on birth control and only has her period twice a year. I can tell she's a bit embarrassed about it. It's diminished every time, so hopefully it goes away entirely.

An ex girlfriend used to bleed almost every time we had sex.

She went to see her gynaecologist about it, and the doctor discovered she had some sort of infection. She did some kind of casual surgery and everything was normal afterwards, not a single drop of blood.

Strongly recommend you send your girl to see a gynaecologist if she bleeds regularly.

That's extremely helpful. I'll bring it up to her next time.