Post: #76

(12-07-2011 09:23 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  Just busted out a rough itinerary for this trip. Pretty excited to check out the Carnaval de Ceiba. Appears to be the largest festival in Central America.

24 May - Comayagua
25 May - La Ceiba
26 May - La Ceiba (Carnival)
27 May - La Ceiba
28 May - Comayagua
29 May - San Salvador
30 May - San Salvador
31 May - San Miguel
1 June - San Miguel
2 June - Tegucigalpa
3 June - Tegucigalpa
4 June - Leon
5 June - Leon
6 June - Managua
7 June - Managua
8 June - Managua
9 June - San Juan Del Sur
10 June - San Juan Del Sur

I like your attitude young buck. Book the trip first, and worry about the bread later. Fuck it you only live once. My info on the above places is a little dated but I have friends who go to those spots often. But I digress.

Time wise I don't believe your itinerary is realistic because of the great distances between the cities you are traveling to. Other posters are absolutely right, break this down into two or three cities that are close to one another and call it a day. Also, some of the cities have a mara problem so a lot of neighborhoods where these lizards are going to be at are going to be off limits.

I have been to both the Ceiba and Tela Carnival. Its more of a Block party than a carnival so don't expect it to be like Rio. Also, most of the girls there are jet Black and very few bi racial chicks and even fewer mestizo lizard or non Black chicks. I remember reading that you don't find Dark skinned women attractive(Which is fine). Honduran Blacks(Garifunas) are the only Black ethic group in the Americas who were never slaves so they don't really have a history of mixing with the general population like they might do in other Latin American countries. So there's very little diversity when it comes to skin tone. I suggest you google some pictures/Youtube of the carnival first and look at the crowd.

Plus the trip from Comayagua to Ceiba is going to be awfully long. You might need a stop over in San Pedro Sula first. Tegucigalpa to San Pedro Sula is about 4 hours and SPS to Ceiba is another 6 hours. You won't be able to make that trip in one day. I would stick to SPS and Tegucigalpa but beware that Honduras still has a huge Mara problem and a lot of the Mexican Cartels have set up shop and they have literally have "Let the dogs out" So the only places that are safe to party are where ever the rich kids hang out at so be prepared for bitch shields and cliquish groups.

I would suggest you splurge on an internal flight to the Bay Islands(Roatan, Utilla and Guanaja) Beautiful beaches, very safe and a ton of gringa and wealthy Honduran chicks to keep you busy for the whole week. Also, Ceiba is only a 4 hour ferry ride if you still insist on going to the Carnival.

And finally Manuagua. This city was a dump 7 years ago when I went and I highly doubt anything has changed. The city was ugly, dusty and night life was spread around and almost non existent. So you have to take cabs everywhere and Managua had at the time and still has a mara problem. Maras don't really bother Gringos but the locals are scared shitless of them so chicks just stay home at night to play it safe. You better off chilling in Granada and San Juan Del Sur. Those two cities are popular "visa run" cities for Gringas and South American chicks who work illegally in CR tourist businesses.

Post: #77

Playa, tell us more about the gringas in Bay islands. I've been curious about taking a quick tript there to chase easy gringa ass. I used to fuck s girl locally in Miami that was a diving instructor there. She raved about it being paradise, and the pictures of her house qbd carefree life peaked my interest to visit.

Are gringas that travel there easy lays? Or us social cliques an issue?

Mixx

Post: #78

@PlaywitaPassport

I was under the impression many people travel to the coast (la ceiba) for the festival? If its gonna be only black chicks than there will be no need for me to go.

I actually updated the itinerary. Seems the longer distances are around 8 hours on a bus. Not too bad as I will sometimes take a night bus or early morning bus so I can get to a city easily in time for evening / night sarging. How in the world is SPS 6 hours from Ceiba? The nightlife is alive and well in Managua per like 20 young locals giving me the low down! I already know about many banging clubs, one in particular sounds amazing for young slutty girls grinding ass! Cant wait to hit that shit up along with Tegucigalpa. Honduras has me on edge though, isnt it like the most dangerous country on the western hemisphere? I think my luck is finally gonna run out and im gonna encounter something on this trip ie mugging ect.

24 May Thu - San Pedro Sula
25 May Fri   - La Ceiba
26 May Sat -  La Ceiba (Carnival)
27 May Sun - La Ceiba
28 May Mon - In Transit
29 May Tue -  San Salvador
30 May Wed - San Salvador
31 May Thu - San Salvador
1  June Fri -   Tegucigalpa
2  June Sat -  Tegucigalpa
3  June Sun -  Granada
4  June Mon -  Granada
5  June Tue -  Granada
6  June Wed - Managua
7  June Thu -  Managua
8  June Fri   -  Managua
9  June Sat -  San Juan Del Sur
10 June Sun - San Juan Del Sur
11 June Mon - San Juan Del Sur

Post: #79

(12-11-2011 08:18 PM)MiXX Wrote:  Playa, tell us more about the gringas in Bay islands. I've been curious about taking a quick tript there to chase easy gringa ass. I used to fuck s girl locally in Miami that was a diving instructor there. She raved about it being paradise, and the pictures of her house qbd carefree life peaked my interest to visit.

Are gringas that travel there easy lays? Or us social cliques an issue?

Mixx

Bay Island are actually 3 islands. Roatan, Utila and Guanaja Most of the diving is done in Utila. They are about a four hour ferry ride from Ceiba(Mainland honduras) and all three islands have a more Caribbean vibe and English is widely spoken. The most developed of all the islands is Roatan, the largest of the three islands and is where the cruise ship dock and main airport is located. They have dive shops in Roatan but most of the island is packed with resorts, condos and some eco tourist shit(Dolphins, sting rays, snorking and all that dumb shit) It is not as overdeveloped as cancun, or any other resort town in the Caribbean.

The difficulty of Gringas I would say go from easy in Roatan to moderate in Utila. Unlike the rest of the Caribbean, there isn't really a culture of local Black guys fucking Gringas. They stick mostly to themselves So you'll have no competition from the local Rent-a-dread or Sankie Pankies. This is huge, for example, in Jamaica, Barbados and alot of these little islands in the Caribbean it has been my experience that the Gringas only want to fuck with local Black guys and they have zero interest in fucking even Brothas from the states unless you can con them into believing you are a local.

So this means that this place should be like shooting fish in a barrel right? not exactly, Bay Islands, Utila in particular is packed full of horny Dive Instructors and beach bums who are built like statues of Roman Gods. No homo, but I have never been to a place with so many tall, in shape good looking White guys, it literally looks like the perfume ad pages of "GQ" or "Parade" Magazines(I guess old fat guys don't dive and the Brothas cant swim). The silver lining of this is that this is not the place where you going to get a bang because of your looks. So, Game and good conversation are paramount. Quality of chicks it really varies by week because the tourist population is very transient. However, I don't remember seeing a lot of hippopotamuses like you would encounter at Club Med or Sandals. There are beach bars pretty much everywhere. So you are bound to get a bang just by playing the number's Game alone.

Post: #80

(12-11-2011 09:00 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  @PlaywitaPassport

I was under the impression many people travel to the coast (la ceiba) for the festival? If its gonna be only black chicks than there will be no need for me to go.

You probably confusing it with Semana Senta. During Holy Week the entire country goes to the coast. There are some lighter skinned girls there but the overwhelming majority of the girls are Black.

Quote:How in the world is SPS 6 hours from Ceiba?

I stand corrected, its 4.5 hours taking a direct bus and 3.5 hours taking a first class bus with no to little traffic.

http://utilaguide.com/bus/

P.S. much better itinerary. One thing thou.... Are you sure you going to be able to make it from Ceiba to San Salvador in one day? You also know that Granada is closer to San Juan than it is to Managua?

Post: #81

@PlayerWitaPassport

I might just change up the dates an go during Semana Santa. Ill have to see where the best party is during that week in Honduras and Nicaragua. The beaches dont look bad in La Ceiba though...

Yea id be able to make it to San Salvador to La Ceiba in one day. Take morning bus to Tegucigalpa and then one to San Salvador and get into town late in the evening. If not def would be there the next morning. I have that whole day as marked off intransit lol

What fucks me up on my trips is I HAVE to be in the capital cities during the weekend fri / sat so I have to go out of my way many times to take not the most ideal travel patterns. As id prefer to hit Managua first but I need to be in Granada during the week for some down time. Which is the exact same reason id go way the fuck to San Salvador from La Ceiba (already did their weekend nightlife) and just wanna chill a few days and meet up with some girls I meet on my previous trip.

Post: #82

Dash, one thing I ask of you is to please hit up a city called Santa Barbara in Honduras, I keep hearing that this place is full of green-eyed, local blondes!! Please, check it out, I am dying to know the truth!


Mixx

Post: #83

Mixx,

Im interested in that city also. I noticed a pattern on facebook. Alot of the hot chicks in the search where from Santa Barbara. For some reason though Im having a hard time envisioning "blondes" in central america / honduras! lol

Post: #84

(12-11-2011 09:27 PM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  this is not the place where you going to get a bang because of your looks. So, Game and good conversation are paramount.

Why is this so playa? First time I read that good looks, especially of a male model does not guarantee you a bang.... how odd.

+1 for the info.

Post: #85

(12-11-2011 11:18 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  Mixx,

Im interested in that city also. I noticed a pattern on facebook. Alot of the hot chicks in the search where from Santa Barbara. For some reason though Im having a hard time envisioning "blondes" in central america / honduras! lol

Well, you'll be surprised to know that El Salvador too is mostly all white, euro looking Latina women. Majority of women have green eyes, and look like gringas in El Salvador.

Just ask Ali-B who witnessed this for himself when he went.

Mixx

Post: #86

Yea I saw plenty of whiter chicks in San Salvador esp at night at the main upscale nightclubs. Dont remb many blondes though, but im sure there was a couple. Shit load of hot girls at that mall complex / nightlife area.

Post: #87

(12-11-2011 11:23 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

(12-11-2011 11:18 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  Mixx,

Im interested in that city also. I noticed a pattern on facebook. Alot of the hot chicks in the search where from Santa Barbara. For some reason though Im having a hard time envisioning "blondes" in central america / honduras! lol

Well, you'll be surprised to know that El Salvador too is mostly all white, euro looking Latina women. Majority of women have green eyes, and look like gringas in El Salvador.

Just ask Ali-B who witnessed this for himself when he went.

I thought Dash would have seen that on his previous trip:
/thread-5253-p...l#pid88757

Hmmmmmmmm.

Mixx

Post: #88

hey Dash,

This is what a typical girl in Honduras looks like, and moves like?

Holy shit, I'm so fucking ready to explore this country!!






Why the fuck is this place not mentioned more if girls are this fucking slutty and horny?


Mixx

Post: #89

Now that is a fucking ass!

Post: #90

(12-11-2011 11:42 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  Now that is a fucking ass!

Here is a a video of what Honduras girls look like; looks like you are going to have a good time man! I can't wait for you to confirm if the girls are easy bangs or what the deal is. Honduras is like a 2.5hr flight for me, and I can get away for a quick trip with ease.






Mixx

Post: #91

(12-11-2011 11:36 PM)MiXX Wrote:  hey Dash,

This is what a typical girl in Honduras looks like, and moves like?

Holy shit, I'm so fucking ready to explore this country!!






Why the fuck is this place not mentioned more if girls are this fucking slutty and horny?


Mixx

Ummm, that video had been peddled a million times all over the internet from here to Egypt. Not saying that you are saying she is honduran, or a nica, but , either place, is truly slum and those whores are at the bottom of the "I am hot " chain

Post: #92

Honduras is really starting to peak my interest. I contacted a gringo buddy of mine whose visited the country a few times, and he said there is definitely local talent there, especially in the areas to the south like Choluteca, and North Coast like San Pedro.

He also sent me a fun fact: It seems that Jennifer Lopez's double in many movies and TV commercials is a Honduran native girl named Johanna Castillo

http://www.johannacastillo.com/

Hot damn, I'm feeling a girl like that, no doubt.


Mixx

Post: #93

Im guessing it is gonna be pretty similar to El Salvador but alil more edgy / dangerous.

Im pretty exited for this. Ive gotten complete concrete data for all the main spots with cute local females ready to give me the tour!

If I have a nice night playing cards I might just bump this trip up sooner! lol