Post: #26

im surprised by how many dudes are replying to this thread as if it was seriously written.

Post: #27

Yea my first thought was his prof was hacked by some feminist chick. I actually agree wtih some of G's points though (as sarcastic they may be) as Alcohol has become a crutch for me at bars. One of the craziest cats I know goes to bars, no alcohol and asks women to dance, dances for about a minute (he describes his dancing as molesting them on the dance floor for a minute or two) then says "lets get out of here" and makes out with the girl and gets a blowjob in the parking lot of the bar. Blew my fucking mind how consistently this guy did it and not a single drink. I realized by about the 3rd time he did that I needed to quit drinking to get laid and just go Caveman.

Post: #28

Aren't there actually health benefits to drinking wine in moderation? http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21478144/n...2SilJgqM00

Post: #29

Satire is a dying art. Good job G[/i]

Post: #30

I just read this post now and damn near laughed my arse off. If the points system was here, I would have hit him off with a few. ahahahahahahahha!
I never realised that this cat had such a sense of humour..

Post: #31

(03-16-2012 06:04 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I never have more than two drinks in any night, and if I'm just going out to get laid drinking is the last thing on my mind. I might have some vodka before I go out but once at the bar, why the hell would I want to waste time fighting through bar crowds to get an overpriced drink?

And yes, everyone, we know that the G is a huge fan of smoking, but I would argue that smoking won't hurt your game even half as much as drinking does.


Drinking turns me into a real asshole prick. I become louder, insensitive, and generally reckless. I bet drinking does negative things to everyone's personality.

I am actually a happy drunk. I believe that alcohol is a reflection of one's character and true intent. As they say, it's a truth serum.

I only tried drinking once as a tester and when I did, I knew it was a powerful additive in a difficult game environment. Since then, I will drink occasionally to spit fiyah.

As previously mentioned to G, I tried posturing with a cigarette before as a game tactic and I didn't like it.

Post: #32

Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

Post: #33

(03-17-2012 12:22 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

How so? I think everyone should do a few days in jail. It builds character.

I personally enjoyed it and got really good at spades.

Post: #34

(03-17-2012 12:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:22 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

How so? I think everyone should do a few days in jail. It builds character.

I personally enjoyed it and got really good at spades.

Nope. Girls like a guy that follow all the rules and do exactly what is expected of them.

Post: #35

(03-17-2012 12:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:22 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

How so? I think everyone should do a few days in jail. It builds character.

I personally enjoyed it and got really good at spades.

... especially because it is so easy to go to jail in the US. Even George Clooney's done it.

Post: #36

(03-17-2012 12:29 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:22 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

How so? I think everyone should do a few days in jail. It builds character.

I personally enjoyed it and got really good at spades.

Nope. Girls like a guy that follow all the rules and do exactly what is expected of them.

Please tell me you're joking

Post: #37

(03-17-2012 12:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:29 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 12:22 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Never seen someone get arrested for smoking like I have for someone drinking. We all know how having a criminal record will kill your game.

How so? I think everyone should do a few days in jail. It builds character.

I personally enjoyed it and got really good at spades.

Nope. Girls like a guy that follow all the rules and do exactly what is expected of them.

Please tell me you're joking

Of course I'm joking. I may be new, but I'm not retarded. I drink, I smoke, I do drugs, and I have unprotected sex with skanks. So what? It's my hot body, I do what I want.

I just wanted to get in on the fun.

Edit: Never been to jail though.

Post: #38

Sorry to all the anti-drinking folks, but its St Paties Day and we gonna get fvked up tonight