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couldn't stick it in
So I finally get a girl naked in bed... and I couldn't stick it in!

My dick wasn't flaccid and she felt wet when I put my fingers in, but I just couldn't aim it in right or something - settled for a blowjob.

Tips tard ?

edit: it was dark and she was resisting
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11-12-2012 01:50 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
What...
11-12-2012 01:58 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
Was that your first time or something? Stick your fingers in, spit on your dick and go. Or get her to put it in for you it's a great feeling.
11-12-2012 01:59 PM
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Chances are you were not rock hard or your boners are not strong enough. Better start doing your pc muscle exercises.
11-12-2012 02:00 PM
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Don't stress dude, happened to me first time also, just relax and keep trying and you will get there and never look back!
11-12-2012 02:08 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
This happens man. No big deal. Some tips that may help.

-prop her ass under a pillow or two if you're going missionary, or move her into an ass higher than head position if you're going doggy style.
-if the condom is making you go soft, put on the condom and put it in her mouth so you get hard again. do this as many times as you need.
-some mattresses are like quicksand so you sink in when trying to stick it in. so try to do it standing up or kneeling on the ground
-keep a fun attitude about the whole thing. if the boner goes away, chill out, think about banging both the girl and her mom and retry in 15 min.
11-12-2012 02:09 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
try the zinc. Or maybe some valerian root or any other thing that will help you relax

Said she only fucked like 4 or 5 niggas so you know you gotta multiply by three
11-12-2012 05:13 PM
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yeah its my first time - my dickhead actually hurts when trying to shove it in LOL..... good tip on that propping her ass up.
11-12-2012 06:58 PM
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I would that is a case of dry pussy...
Fix that, problem solved.
11-13-2012 10:49 AM
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Alcohol fucks me up and I get this problem sometimes. Can't get hard enough to put the jonny on and if I try bareback it can't get in. Normally I just wait til morning when I've sobered up and it's no problem.

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11-13-2012 11:13 AM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
sounds more like...you don't know where the hole is.

Get yourself a anatomy book or search Wikipedia for vagina.

Ps. The hole is lower than you think

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11-13-2012 03:19 PM
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Wtf

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11-13-2012 03:21 PM
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sounds more like...you don't know where the hole is.

Get yourself a anatomy book or search Wikipedia for vagina.

Ps. The hole is lower than you think
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11-13-2012 04:46 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
(11-12-2012 01:50 PM)cozos Wrote:  So I finally get a girl naked in bed... and I couldn't stick it in!

My dick wasn't flaccid and she felt wet when I put my fingers in, but I just couldn't aim it in right or something - settled for a blowjob.

Tips tard ?

edit: it was dark and she was resisting

Look man, there's no way to tell what happened because you don't give enough details but it's important that you know that this shit happens and you can't let it fuck you up in the future. Forget about it and move on.

My tip: spend a little more time exploring in the future. Go down on her and explore her pussy a little (don't eat if she isn't clean)...don't be afraid to explore. Map that shit out like Christopher Columbus and then go fishing.
Good luck.
11-13-2012 05:40 PM
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(11-12-2012 01:50 PM)cozos Wrote:  she was resisting

She was "flexing" her vagina muscles. She didn't want to receive you.

Get her drunk and try again soon!
11-13-2012 05:57 PM
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(11-12-2012 01:50 PM)cozos Wrote:  So I finally get a girl naked in bed... and I couldn't stick it in!

My dick wasn't flaccid and she felt wet when I put my fingers in, but I just couldn't aim it in right or something - settled for a blowjob.

Tips tard ?

edit: it was dark and she was resisting

push her legs back for easy access. Are you sure you had a full hard-on otherwise you might want to make diet modifications.

Said she only fucked like 4 or 5 niggas so you know you gotta multiply by three
11-13-2012 08:06 PM
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(11-13-2012 08:06 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  Are you sure you had a full hard-on otherwise you might want to make diet modifications.

What diet modifications would you recommend for hard-ons?
11-13-2012 08:13 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
I'm still a bit confused..
You couldnt get it in..so you were just like.." fuck it, guess im jacking off again tonight :\ "

Secondly, she was resisting.
Are you sure this wasnt an attempt at rape and you encountered this woman



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11-13-2012 09:45 PM
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RE: couldn't stick it in
(11-13-2012 03:19 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  sounds more like...you don't know where the hole is.

Get yourself a anatomy book or search Wikipedia for vagina.

Ps. The hole is lower than you think

Tried again with her, I was trying to stick my dick in her labia the first time! it is much lower than I thought it was haha.. or higher if its doggystyle (right?)

(11-13-2012 09:45 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I'm still a bit confused..
You couldnt get it in..so you were just like.." fuck it, guess im jacking off again tonight :\ "

Secondly, she was resisting.
Are you sure this wasnt an attempt at rape and you encountered this woman




Yeah she was resisting but wanted it.. if you know what i mean... i fingered her for a bit and tried to stick it in while she was distracted or whatever (this was doggystyle), and couldn't find the hole. Embarassed, I pretended nothing happened and told her to suck me off.

it wasn't rape.... but it probably counts as rape to the police - its one of those situations where the girl is saying shit like "we're not having sex tonight we just met" while shes making out with you naked in bed
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11-15-2012 08:31 PM
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Try lube next time

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11-15-2012 08:37 PM
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Indeed map that pussy. Know the difference between the inner and outer labia, where the clit is, where the actual hole is. Go down on her and take some time to look around. Also just fuck her with your saliva-lubed fingers beforehand. Then just put your dick where your fingers were.

In some positions I just put her hands on my dick and move her towards her pussy and she gets what I want her to do.

Tip: Watch hardcore porn where you see a close up of the dick going in.
11-16-2012 04:35 AM
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It's happened to me before, I was too drunk and she got pissed off and went for a piss, I just followed her in there and got her to give me a blowjob whilst she was taking a piss on the toilet.

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11-16-2012 04:39 AM
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Been having sex for 20 years and I still wonder why the entrance is down near the anus and not right in the middle of the lips. God works in mysterious ways.

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11-16-2012 05:54 AM
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