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I think I've met this guy there back in 2010, we got really drunk listening to the live band playing old rock hits. If that's him he's a really smart dude with a lot of life experience, and I wouldn't call him loser unlike most other Westerners I've met there.
05-04-2012 07:37 PM
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(05-04-2012 07:37 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  I think I've met this guy there back in 2010, we got really drunk listening to the live band playing old rock hits. If that's him he's a really smart dude with a lot of life experience, and I wouldn't call him loser unlike most other Westerners I've met there.

This guy is straight-edge (note the big X tattoos on his hands,) so he probably wasn't getting drunk with you. I'm sure he has a lot of life experience and street smarts and has made a fortune running an illegal loan-shark business, but he certainly doesn't come off as particularly clever in the conventional sense.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
05-04-2012 08:24 PM
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I'm sure I read a post on his FB about drinking beer.
05-04-2012 10:12 PM
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Quote:I Am Straight Edge.. That Means A Drug Free & Drink Free Lifestyle.. If You Take Drugs You Are Useless & Weak !!

Quote:I Hate Junkies, Drunks & Shit Talkers.

Quote:Its the hottest time of the year in Pattaya.. Our 7/11 just got its Beer order in.. A can of Beer in Pattaya will cost you 80 cents.. Dam.. Why wouldnt you enjoy a nice cold one..

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
05-04-2012 10:29 PM
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(05-04-2012 10:29 PM)Soma Wrote:  
Quote:I Am Straight Edge.. That Means A Drug Free & Drink Free Lifestyle.. If You Take Drugs You Are Useless & Weak !!

Quote:I Hate Junkies, Drunks & Shit Talkers.

Quote:Its the hottest time of the year in Pattaya.. Our 7/11 just got its Beer order in.. A can of Beer in Pattaya will cost you 80 cents.. Dam.. Why wouldnt you enjoy a nice cold one..

Hahaha this guy is the biggest hypocrite around. You can see he is a chronic steroid user but yet wants to portray such a clean/white night image.

Not sure if you could ever forget meeting this guy though. At that size, with all those gold chains and tattoo's, no top and a LV 'man' bag on 24/7...

He has still lived a life that most men could only dream of.
05-06-2012 12:44 PM
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(05-04-2012 08:24 PM)Soma Wrote:  This guy is straight-edge (note the big X tattoos on his hands,) so he probably wasn't getting drunk with you.

I've met and got drunk with quite a few straight edge guys.
05-06-2012 02:36 PM
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I wonder how many "girls" that guy has fucked that weren't actually girls. This is Thailand after all, where even ladyboys can win beauty pageants.
05-06-2012 06:04 PM
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(05-02-2012 02:33 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I still don't like asian girls. Sad

They are pretty good Roosh, but it is easy to get "Asianed Out" quickly. Couldnt see myself living there permanently or for more than 3 months of the year, every 2 years. The novelty factor wears out fast. Like you, I prefer my Brasileiras, Colombianas and Eastern Europeans girls and can enjoy staying in those countries for extended amounts of time, more than in Asia. Though if you want to give your penis a workout, like never before, do go to SE Asia at least once in your lifetime. Also once you hit 45 or 50 you can still bang the younger chicks with relative ease. So your opinion of Asian girls might change over time.
05-08-2012 12:32 PM
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(05-06-2012 06:04 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  I wonder how many "girls" that guy has fucked that weren't actually girls. This is Thailand after all, where even ladyboys can win beauty pageants.

Not sure but as long as you never realise I suppose it doesn't matter. Ignorance is bliss.
05-08-2012 01:50 PM
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(05-06-2012 06:04 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  I wonder how many "girls" that guy has fucked that weren't actually girls. This is Thailand after all, where even ladyboys can win beauty pageants.

I don't think it is possible to fuck a ladyboy without realizing it. They still have penises. Getting a blowjob from a ladyboy is surely possible, but then why would you care? A mouth is a mouth.
05-08-2012 07:09 PM
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(05-08-2012 07:09 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  
(05-06-2012 06:04 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  I wonder how many "girls" that guy has fucked that weren't actually girls. This is Thailand after all, where even ladyboys can win beauty pageants.

I don't think it is possible to fuck a ladyboy without realizing it. They still have penises. Getting a blowjob from a ladyboy is surely possible, but then why would you care? A mouth is a mouth.

Nah, doctors can now make an artificial pussy. It even looks like a real one. They use the scrotum and make it into a fake labia and all. It's crazy. Thailand is ground zero for sex change operations since they're cheap there.
05-08-2012 08:03 PM
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If I fucked a hot girl and later found out she was a ladyboy.....I would think "Man, she was some hot ladyboy". I haven't got a fetish for them or anything but it wouldn't have freaked me out. She/he is basically a woman now, once that cock is gone. Although, thinking about going down on her and licking scrotum shaped labia doesn't sound good hahaha
05-09-2012 02:10 AM
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As a last resort for detecting a post-vaginoplasty ladyboy, if it gets this far, note that they do not have natural moisture when sexually aroused, they do not have a clitoris, nor will their genital area have the typical female smell. Other indicators have been widely discussed, such as above average height, large hands, overly forward/sexual, etc.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
05-09-2012 02:25 AM
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(05-09-2012 02:10 AM)Sphinx Wrote:  Although, thinking about going down on her and licking scrotum shaped labia doesn't sound good hahaha

Would be sucking an inverted cock. tard
05-09-2012 02:26 AM
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Quote:I don't think it is possible to fuck a ladyboy without realizing it. They still have penises. Getting a blowjob from a ladyboy is surely possible, but then why would you care? A mouth is a mouth.

That's not true, you can have the penis removed and surgery done to turn into a vagina. I would definitely care about getting a BJ from a ladyboy, you're just getting a BJ from a man. Would you let a man suck your cock?

Quote:if it gets this far, note that they do not have natural moisture when sexually aroused

Yeah, 2 girls I've been with recently liked to joke they were ladyboys (why the fuck thai girls do this I don't know) but they got soaking wet so I knew it wasn't true.
05-09-2012 05:12 AM
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(05-08-2012 08:03 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Nah, doctors can now make an artificial pussy. It even looks like a real one.

Well, if she has a pussy, she is a woman.
05-09-2012 03:35 PM
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(05-09-2012 05:12 AM)AlphaTravel Wrote:  That's not true, you can have the penis removed and surgery done to turn into a vagina. I would definitely care about getting a BJ from a ladyboy, you're just getting a BJ from a man.

There are two definitions of "man":

- someone who has a male genitals (this way a ladyboy is a man)
- someone who assumes a male identity (this way a ladyboy is a woman)

So it depends on what kind of identity you assume. But how'd you check if you're just getting a BJ?
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Just because someone has a pussy doesn't make them a women IMO. If the person was born a man and has surgery to remove their cock and starts dressing like a women, they are still a man in my eyes. I guess everyone has different opinions on what makes someone male or female but there's no way I'd knowingly let a ladyboy give me a BJ.

I'm not sure how you would check but if I had my suspicions then I would refuse a BJ until I could confirm.
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09-25-2012 08:05 PM
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(09-25-2012 08:05 PM)houston Wrote:  VICE interview with him...
http://www.vice.com/read/pattaya-come-fo...e=vicefbus

Was going to post it but couldn't find this thread. Some gems in there.

Quote:Do you ever stay in touch with any of these bar girls?
Yeah, there are some who give me a cheeky wink when I’m walking past. They’re like mates. That’s why I stabbed that cunt. The fuckin’ guy beat up one of my girls—he put her in hospital—so I stuck a fuckin’ knife in him. Would I do it again? Fuckin' hell, yes I would. I'll stab the cunt again, if I see him.

Quote:I thought I'd try my luck. So, would you consider yourself a feminist?
A feminist? Nah, I don’t really like women. I’d rather spend time with animals, you know?

I see.
I’m not really into them as human beings. Once I’ve fucked ‘em, then they’re out. Have a shower and go. I give them the option to come with me and feed the animals, but that’s up to them.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
09-25-2012 09:11 PM
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Hilarious interview.

The way it reads, sounds like the guy doesn't even remember what he says from minute to minute.
09-25-2012 09:24 PM
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Sharky is a fucking lunatic. I liked this quote....

Quote:Are the prostitutes fake too?

Well, that's just like testosterone, too; just because it’s got long hair and big tits, doesn’t mean it’s a woman.

And the bit where he says "I enjoyed Thai jail"...well that's just fucking bizarre.
09-25-2012 10:20 PM
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That guy is pure unbridled testosterone. He's pretty fucking scary.
09-25-2012 11:20 PM
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(09-25-2012 09:24 PM)Technics Wrote:  Hilarious interview.

The way it reads, sounds like the guy doesn't even remember what he says from minute to minute.

Pretty much, must be the steroids.
09-26-2012 01:33 AM
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So, wait...

According to him, after he stabbed a guy for hurting a girl, they now have him working for the Thai child protection unit, tracking down western pedophiles (and presumably doing them bodily harm..!) Just, wow. haha. After all those years perhaps he's found his calling.
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