Post: #1

So, most of you are probably familiar with the door test, the one in the bronx tale. Basically it is a test designed to let you know a lot about the girl. Well, is there a similar one for men?

In Norway, back in the days, women were advised to chech out the wood supply of the different men in order to reach conclusions about his character. They would chech out the size for his ability to provide, the location (in front of the house? care alot about what other people think. located behind or more hidden? more laidback/humble), did he make a big stack but disorgnanized? Well-meaning but a bit absent-minded. DId he take pains in making the stack not only solid, but also fanzy? a superficial guy. as you can see there is a lot of variety and more factors than I mentioned here: https://www.google.no/search?hl=en&q=ved...swbAs4HwCQ

While the wood-stack is more of a provider test, is there a similiar one for alpha-guys? For instance, if you go up to a random guy and shove him hard in the chest, wouldnt his counter-reaction stand as a direct relation to his character? Im thinking about how my friends would react to something like that, and with few exeptions, this holds true. Whatcha think?

Post: #2

Body language tells you most of what you need to know. How he deals with an annoying women making demands is another test.

In the wood test, I would have kept a large well-organized stack in the back, in plain view.

Post: #3

Stack firewood wirh bark facing up. This lets the rain run off n wood dries better

Post: #4

Always pile your wood on top of some cinderblocks to keep moisture from the ground away or rainwater from puddling, because girls will judge your personal hygiene based on that. Moldy firewood means a moldy scrotum.

Post: #5

Can he get wood?

Can he hold wood?

Does he get wood for you?

Post: #6

(02-27-2013 12:38 PM)calihunter Wrote:  Stack firewood wirh bark facing up. This lets the rain run off n wood dries better

This means you prefer doggy style.