Post: #1

The senior citizen actress - who once dated Woody Allen - confirms every female stereotype that experienced red pill men hold as self-evident.

"Diane Keaton has just about given up on marriage. At age 68 - the only men in her life are the 48 photographs hammered to a wall in her house.

There’s a much-loved image of Elvis Presley French kissing an unidentified woman; John Wayne, Gary Cooper, Fess Parker in his Davy Crockett coonskin cap, James Garner and James Dean. Actor and playwright Sam Shepard, who took her breath away when they acted together in Days of Heaven, is among the 48. But he holds a special place in her fantasy world. Sadly there was no love spark for him, but there’s not a day that she doesn’t look into his face, she writes in her new autobiography, Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty.

'They still give me hope for a house that can never be—a home that exists only in my dreams’, Keaton writes. A marriage and life with a husband.

Missing from the floor to ceiling male photo montage is her one-time true love Warren Beatty, ‘a person I loved in real time, not reel, and not in a photograph’, she writes.

‘Real life Warren was a collector’s item, a rare bird. He had aspirations I couldn’t begin to contemplate’.

Jack Nicholson was another one who got away. She first met him thirty-some years ago and friendship wasn’t possible. ‘I didn’t want to be his friend. I wanted him to kiss me. It didn’t happen’.

Diane was also completely swept away by Al Pacino. They met at a bar before filming of The Godfather began. She wanted to get married but he was only interested in a short-term affair.

There remains regret that she may never love again but to still be dreaming of love is enough for her."















http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...raphy.html

Post: #2

LOL
68?
No. Not even if she gave me access to all her bank accounts.

You fucked up Diane. Have fun.

Post: #3

From wikipedia. Wanted to become a mom at 50 after her father died.

Quote:That old maid myth is garbage."[89] Keaton has two adopted children, daughter Dexter (adopted 1996) and son Duke (2001). Her father's death made mortality more prevalent and she decided to become a mother at age 50.[39] She later said of having children, "Motherhood has completely changed me. It's just about the most completely humbling experience that I've ever had."[90]

Post: #4

Did she really blow it though? Most of the men she pined after died young. As a decently attractive female celebrity, she conceivably had the chance of landing one of them. I can't blame her.

Post: #5

She looks like emperor palpatine with a blonde wig on.

Also proves that for all the posturing even the most "successful" women still feel like abject failures if they haven't found a man and started a family.

There is literally no reason to decorate your house with past dicks otherwise.

Post: #6

Paging Pusscrook!

Post: #7

no need to kick someone when they're down.

Post: #8

She never got her alpha... but she enjoys every second thinking of her youth, got to raise children via adoption to fulfill her mother instinct, and is sitting on mad cash.

Such horrible consequences

Post: #9

I don't think she ever heard of teeth whitener. I guess 5 or 6 decades of coffee will do that.

Post: #10

Women will always remember the Alpha males they wish they tamed. Even 50 years later.

The loyal beta male whom she shared 50 years of her life (aka her husband); he won't get much thoughts on her deathbed.

Post: #11

(04-27-2014 04:16 PM)Mr. Big Wrote:  

68 and dresses like a goth.

She's pining for more than lost alphas.

Post: #12

Looks like the 5th-place contestant in a Madonna-lookalike contest.

Post: #13

She dated and lived with Woody Allen, for goodness sakes. That fact alone makes it hard for me to take her seriously.

Post: #14

I'm happy knowing her feminist genes will not be passed on to future generations.

Hamster, meet evolution.