Post: #1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...d-out.html

Um, I wouldn't bang them, but some of the carousel riding hamsters in their 20s and 30s should pay attention to these two.

   

Post: #2

"Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men"

Post: #3

(05-14-2014 09:53 PM)Skye Wrote:  "Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men"

Shittiest. Carousel smiley. Ever.

Post: #4

(05-14-2014 09:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Shittiest. Carousel smiley. Ever.

I was just throwing one up that wasn't the forum's, whoops my bad .

Seriously though, left or right who got more clients?

Post: #5

(05-14-2014 10:05 PM)Skye Wrote:  I was just throwing one up that wasn't the forum's, whoops my bad .

You could have gone with something like this, then.

(I bet left gets more clients because she's slightly thinner.)

Post: #6

Quote:World's oldest prostitutes

Would bang based on title alone.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #7

(05-14-2014 10:13 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-14-2014 10:05 PM)Skye Wrote:  I was just throwing one up that wasn't the forum's, whoops my bad .

You could have gone with something like this, then.

(I bet left gets more clients because she's slightly thinner.)

IMHO, that one is even worse Tuth, it's so garish.

Skye should have gone with something like this:


or maybe this:

Post: #8

Can't remember the name, but there's a documentary on them and I watched it a while back.

It's full of their regret on never settling down, but they chalk it up to being about money.

That being said, I'd bang both sober.

Post: #9

(05-15-2014 02:24 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  IMHO, that one is even worse Tuth, it's so garish.

Skye should have gone with something like this:

or maybe this:

Post: #10

Ok, I'll step up my carousel smiley game. (Yes, that's Taylor Swift.)

Post: #11

(05-15-2014 03:03 AM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  Can't remember the name, but there's a documentary on them and I watched it a while back.

It's full of their regret on never settling down, but they chalk it up to being about money.

That being said, I'd bang both sober.

Women want love(whatever gets their pussy wet) but they'll settle for money(which also gets their pussy wet)

Post: #12

Men pay money to fuck them? WNB

Post: #13

WB to get the "Was Alive During WW2" flag.

Post: #14

Well at least the have each other.

It's this generation's version of the golden girls.

Post: #15

(05-15-2014 07:56 AM)InternationalPlayboy Wrote:  

Men pay money to fuck them? WNB

they look like a 70's glam rock band

Post: #16

(05-15-2014 03:03 AM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  Can't remember the name, but there's a documentary on them and I watched it a while back.

It's full of their regret on never settling down, but they chalk it up to being about money.

That being said, I'd bang both sober.

I can't recall the name either but I know it's available on netflix

Post: #17

It was like a bad accident...after hovering a few seconds...I just had to click on this

Post: #18

Wouldn't their orifices be classed as hazardous dumping grounds by now? The CDC should have words.

Post: #19

(05-14-2014 09:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-14-2014 09:53 PM)Skye Wrote:  "Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men"

Shittiest. Carousel smiley. Ever.

Lol... Now that made me laugh...

Post: #20

(05-15-2014 11:25 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Wouldn't their orifices be classed as hazardous dumping grounds by now? The CDC should have words.

Like a nicely broken in catcher's mit

Post: #21

I like these two whores and their beaming Santa Claus mugs, ruddy from a hearty diet of beer and come.

They would be surprisingly easy to get along with. I wouldn't mind hearing their cheery and knowing cackle from an adjacent room while being sucked off by a mixed race granddaughter.

(05-15-2014 03:31 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Taylor is one fine slut.

Post: #22

Just read the article on the "daily mail" website on Louise and Martine Fokkens.

No one here has mentioned the most important reason this pair of hookers have been in business so long despite being so ugly, and despite hitting the wall a long time ago.

They are twins


I think banging a set of twins has to be the most difficult kind of notch in the world to achieve if you are not paying for it.
And even in the prostitute/escort/call girl world, it's extremely rare to find a set of twins selling themselves for sex.
I think it would be easier to achieve an unpaid threesome in North Korea.

If this forum had a thread "I just banged some twins" it would have one post every 10 years....and that member would instantly get 50 rep points and 200 likes in less than 24 hours. Oh wait....here it is !
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Oh...and 2 more things:

1. That article should have posted a photo of these 2 twins when they were 20 years old.

(There are some black and white photos on other sites online but not sure if they are legit).

Quote:Warming to her theme, she continues: "If you really want to meet a man and keep him, you need to be yourself. Always be yourself. This is what we learned when we were little and it's true."

2. The hamster never dies, no matter how old the woman.