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What's everyone's best line or lie they've told a girl to get her into bed?
Curious as looking to find more creative lines and ways to get laid.

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I go direct -

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Pull out your dick and show it to her. Come on all jokes aside read this /thread-8681.htmL

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Best line to get laid? have you even bothered reading the forum at all.

You approach the girl you like while pulling this maneuver & while maintaining eye contact (don't blink either or she will instantly turn and walk-away)



The faster you do it the more likely you are to get laid tonight so make sure you have done some stretches before-hand to minimize any injuries.

If she reciprocates then you grab your coat, request an Uber & head to your place or hers.

Post: #6

Wanna fuck?

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I follow em around, drooling. Works every time. ;-)

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(04-12-2017 06:20 PM)realologist Wrote:  Wanna fuck?

No, no.

You have to tell her she has nice shoes first.

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YES NO MAYBE?

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I've only ever gotten laid once from a cold approach in 30 years, so it's not a good sample size, but I opened her by pretending to be her blind date.
Try it

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"Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Indeed - because getting laid is a magic one-liner. All the Game books would literally encompass one page.

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"Are you from Ireland?? Cause when I see you, my dick be Dublin "

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Well obviously your best option is to follow her around for 3 months serving her every whim and then make a very weak attempt at asking her out.

At least that's what my mum always said. And when has she ever been wrong

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"Very Nice. How much?"

60% of the time it works every time.

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(04-13-2017 01:30 PM)[email protected] Wrote:  "Very Nice. How much?"

60% of the time it works every time.

This one works a charm also.

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OP made 3 posts : opened 3 threads.
Not a troll at all.

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(04-12-2017 05:48 PM)Robtormar Wrote:  Pull out your dick and show it to her. Come on all jokes aside read this /thread-8681.htmL

I couldn't get the link to work?
I've talked to a couple of girls who told me stories about guys that tried that, apparently it did not work for them.

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(04-13-2017 04:43 PM)Jason55 Wrote:  

(04-12-2017 05:48 PM)Robtormar Wrote:  Pull out your dick and show it to her.

I've talked to a couple of girls who told me stories about guys that tried that, apparently it did not work for them.

Why would a girl ever tell you that worked on them?

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Literally any of these:

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I am (x). Drop your pants and surrender your body. Resistance is futile.

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"I have a trust fund."

Post: #25

(04-13-2017 07:39 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  North Korea ‘has nuclear missile and will launch it in a tunnel on Saturday’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/north-kore...y-6571824/

"Quit the shit or knock knock on your tunnel next"?

Good line actually (even better than "Let's chill and see Netflix in my room"):

Knock knock on your tunnel next?