Post: #26

Is this the Hitachi wand for men?

I've experienced good, great, mediocre and downright terrible blowjobs. I don't see these machines being anything more than a device a lot of men will prefer. Women who use the Hitachi wand regularly cannot get off with a man going down on them anymore.

Post: #27

One of my coworkers admitted to buying one. He said it broke because he used the wrong sheath after one use. He said it was good though.

Post: #28

Unlimited blowjobs.

Enjoy your blowjob whenever, wherever you want.

Some great sales pitches in the video.

Post: #29

The most important organ for sex is the brain.

Post: #30

I'd like to know why the autoblow 1 failed.

Aloha!

Post: #31

The west where having your dick sucked by a machine is more acceptable than paying a hooker to do it!

Post: #32

Can't wait for the left to push for robosexual marriage in the not too distant future.

Post: #33

(04-18-2016 04:31 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  One of my coworkers admitted to buying one. He said it broke because he used the wrong sheath after one use. He said it was good though.

What was wrong sheath you used, how much was yours ?

Post: #34

Sales pitch is hilarious: "You're not only too lazy to talk to girls and deal with their crap, you're too lazy to even move your arm to wack off!" To use Aurini's favourite word, this is as degenerate as it gets. Civilisation really is doomed.

Call me old fashioned, but I like seeing that devoted need to please me in a girl's eyes as she's doing it, as well as that occasional fear that they've bitten off more than they can chew, so to speak.

Am I the only one who thinks Good Hand Technique is what elevates a BJ into exceptional territory?

Post: #35

Most girls I've been with were absolutely terrible at sucking dick, which is a real shame because I was really good at eating their pussies.

That nibbling they do while only going slightly below the head is pointless.

Deepthroat or go home, bitch.

Post: #36

Hypothetically, how does one go about ordering one of these? Asking for a friend.

Post: #37

(04-18-2016 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  For people who want things done right.

No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

Post: #38

(04-18-2016 05:38 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Sales pitch is hilarious: "You're not only too lazy to talk to girls and deal with their crap, you're too lazy to even move your arm to wack off!" To use Aurini's favourite word, this is as degenerate as it gets. Civilisation really is doomed.

Call me old fashioned, but I like seeing that devoted need to please me in a girl's eyes as she's doing it, as well as that occasional fear that they've bitten off more than they can chew, so to speak.

Am I the only one who thinks Good Hand Technique is what elevates a BJ into exceptional territory?

Nothing like a well executed two handed cross twisting action to increase a girls BJ game. For the less dexterous ones a good ball cradling goes a a long way too

Post: #39

Sure, you'd blow, but where's that irreplaceable sense of owning another human being?

Post: #40

(04-18-2016 06:22 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Sure, you'd blow, but where's that irreplaceable sense of owning another human being?

We talking about slavery or what?

Racist!

Post: #41

We should all pitch in to buy an Autoblow for a member who promises to write a detailed review.

Post: #42

Half the fun of a blowjob is convincing her to swallow.

Post: #43

(04-18-2016 06:32 PM)Roosh Wrote:  We should all pitch in to buy an Autoblow for a member who promises to write a detailed review.

I vote for MiscBrah!

Post: #44

Will it act shocked and become adorably angry when I come in its mouth without warning?

Post: #45

If I suddenly stop posting in a week, it's because of... job stuff.

Post: #46

I think I might invest in this company. Then I'll give them the idea of creating a portable one for the car called the "roadhead". Connects to Bluetooth for hands free operation.

Post: #47

(04-18-2016 06:19 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Nothing like a well executed two handed cross twisting action to increase a girls BJ game.

Game recognised: PT is a fellow Sommelier of Head.

The moment she does the Cross Twist is when I have no more delusions about the girl being anything but a Major League Sloot. But by then, who the hell cares?

Post: #48

Wait until they get the motion from the machine to match a VR video. Stuff like that is already out or in the pipeline.

Combine that with the shitty women in the US (many who can't suck cock for shit despite being whores) and a fucked up legal environment that rewards accidental pregnancies and false accusations.... how could anyone blame a guy for getting one of these?

Honestly if porn and shit like this didn't fuck with the libido (this shit is likely going to be the Hitachi Magic Wand of men; completely desensitizing them to actual female pleasure), I'd get one for sure.

Post: #49

When a girl strokes in sync with her mouth with the top of her index finger and thumb up against her lips creating the sensation of one long deep wet mouth...

Post: #50

Pros:

• Probably feels good
• On-demand, never refuses
• Cost is economical
• Might keep a few Elliot Rodgers from going postal
• Might reduce some thirst for real women (hopefully reducing bitch shields and attitude problems?)
• No STD risk
• No false rape accusations
  

Cons:

• Morally objectionable, further dehumanization of both men and women at the same time
• Self-loathing
• When paired with VR headsets, many more men will just check out, society certainly won't benefit
• Lowering of T-Levels, easier to manipulate BJ addicted manlets
• Girls might slut it up even harder to compete with an arms race with this device