Post: #1

A really hot friend of mine who has lived in Orlando for the last 4 years just hit me up out of nowhere.

She says she is tired of living in Orlando and is looking to move back home. Shes looking for a PA position and wants to know if I know anyone who is hiring for one.

Now why the fuck she would ask me is beyond me... However, what i'd like to do is string her a long a little to rekindle our friendship somewhat.

I look completely different (for the better) than 4 years ago. If I can get some Spring Break action with her & some girlfriends going at my Ft. Lauderdale condo, I should have NO problem closing on a girl I should have years ago (i had a fucking girlfriend).


What im asking for here is some tricks of the trade to walk this thoroughbred right into my barn

Post: #2

what is a PA? Personal assistant? Secretary?

Tell her you'll set her up in your place while she goes on interviews. Send her a couple possible leads to followup on herself. If she's like most, she sent that message on a whim and really has no sure-shot plans to move out of orlando. but...you never know!

Post: #3

(02-18-2013 04:50 PM)guerrilla Wrote:  what is a PA? Personal assistant? Secretary?

Tell her you'll set her up in your place while she goes on interviews. Send her a couple possible leads to followup on herself. If she's like most, she sent that message on a whim and really has no sure-shot plans to move out of orlando. but...you never know!

I was kinda thinking the same thing.

I would imagine it is a secretary position shes looking for. She was working in DT Orlando in a belly shirt serving drinks, so I doubt she's applying for a Physician's Assistant. or becoming a Public Attorney. lol


I never texted her back yet. Are you suggesting I tell her to "see what I can do" and actually go jobsearching for the bitch?


I see BS facebook posts from her all the time about being sick of Orlando. And one time I did ask why and she told me she had enough and is ready to come back to South Florida. So i'm pretty sure her intentions are legit.

Post: #4

Tell her you got a maid outfit and your room needs cleaning.

Post: #5

I can't see this at all that she's interested in becoming friends again or has any sexual interest. You could give her a list of vacancies she'd be perfect for and then never hear from her again until she next needs something.

Take the piss, do as Jaylow said.

Post: #6

Actually I wouldnt say that. If your game has improved and you think she will like you more than before when you struck out I would play the "lets grab a coffee and catch up" card and then run your game on her. After 4 years no one is going to refuse this, I would keep conversation to a minimum until she is close to being back in your city. You want to meet her again and blow her away so don't ruin it by saying what I said before (was a joke) and either have a date with her masked as a job hunting scenario or find some way to see her again.

Ive actually had some success getting girls that pretty much used me in some way years prior and we caught up and they were all over me since I was different then what they were expecting. You have to realize that she still sees you as the person you were before and is just talking to you for attention or to get something from you. Its hard to convey how you changed via messaging.